Share your shameful secrets

[job]

When I was out to snorkel last week, I had to pee, so I did it in the Indian Ocean. Five times. Out of curiosity, I stretched my waistband out and used my goggle to look underwater to see if any of my urine was "loitering" inside my boardies. Yeah, there was some just sifting around in there, so I tried getting rid of it.

The next day, I got an eye infection.

hahahaha...thankfully, i've never had any adverse side effects, other than some discoloration on a white pair of board shorts....ewwwwww.

this is gross though:

my surf buddy and i were free diving in an old limestone quarry that's set up for free divers and scuba divers with old boats on the bottom to explore. my friend told me that while i came up for air, he took a dump in the old bathroom of one of the boats. he said that at 40ft depth, poop looks like brown ramen noodles.

(mostly because of the pressure of the depth and having to hold your breath for so long haha.)

 

[skunk]

at 40ft depth, poop looks like brown ramen noodles.

Definitely TMI.

 

[mad jew]

When I was out to snorkel last week, I had to pee, so I did it in the Indian Ocean. Five times.
Out of curiosity, I stretched my waistband out and used my goggle to look underwater to see if any of my urine was "loitering" inside my boardies. Yeah, there was some just sifting around in there, so I tried getting rid of it.

The next day, I got an eye infection.

Umm... Have you thought of taking up a different hobby?

 

[2nyRiggz]

Shameful...lets see.....there are sooo many. i liked watching power rangers.


Bless

 

[job]

Definitely TMI.

naaaaahhhhhhhhhh

 

[emmawu]

Once a year I like to explode marshmallow peeps in the microwave. Messy, but really funny looking

 

[bobscliff]

I watch and love Dawson's Creek all the time and listen to Savage Garden. I have no shame.

 

[SuperSnake2012]

I don't have a Mac yet.

 

[Kingsly]

those capacitors, when fully charged are bloody lethal. in a D&T class many years ago we had to design a new paper outer to go on one, and me being me i took it apart thinking how much damage can a camera do to me!

touched a contact and i flew across the room. i was twitching for a few hours after that.


then to make matters worse i did it again - i presumed it must have fully discharged on me, but it hadnt and so i got another, but stilghtly less powerful shock!

I discharged a flashbulb capacitor with a screwdriver the other day (rather than my finger)... nearly blew myself up. Also arc welded the cap to my screwdriver.

Umm... shameful secrets... I once had a week where I spent more hours in bootcamp than OSX.

 

[amateurmacfreak]

A couple of times I have started conversation with: "I was on MacRumors and... ".


Funny how after I stop talking, that conversation is over.

Hahaha.... SAME.

 

[SC68Cal]

I slept through a volunteer firefighter call.

I wouldn't have gotten on one of the trucks, within 3 minutes of the call one of the trucks had already left the station, and I'm about 5 minutes away. I would have just sat at the station..

:shrugs:

 

[Abstract]

my surf buddy and i were free diving in an old limestone quarry that's set up for free divers and scuba divers with old boats on the bottom to explore. my friend told me that while i came up for air, he took a dump in the old bathroom of one of the boats. he said that at 40ft depth, poop looks like brown ramen noodles.

My friend tried to take a "dump" while standing in a lake 4 years ago. We were camping. Guess what went "up" that hole.

 

[dogbone]

Guess what went "up" that hole.

Ummm a Candirú perhaps?

 

[bobscliff]

What was it?!?! Dont keep me in suspense!

 

[iAlan]

When I was five, I used to play at being Wonder Woman

Are you male of female?

If female, no problem there - go Wonder Woman

If male, well

 

[job]

My friend tried to take a "dump" while standing in a lake 4 years ago. We were camping. Guess what went "up" that hole.

Hahaha do we really want to know?

 

[G5Unit]

I'd reathher go out with a 150 pound 5'5 girl then a 100 pound girl. I just can't stand really bony plp.

 

[runninmac]

I don't like/ understand why people go with small sizes when they go out to get food. I mean honestly if you are paying for food why go for the worse value and get less food when you should really be hungary in the first place, if your not you probably shouldn't be eating. (As you can tell I work in the food industry)

And I talk about Apple to anybody that will listen...

Also, I screwed up my brothers PC on purpose to show him how much better Macs are. (I really should fix it)

 

[mad jew]

I'd reathher go out with a 150 pound 5'5 girl then a 100 pound girl.

Wait, are you English? Is that per hour?

 

[iBlue]

Wait, are you English? Is that per hour?

ha, surely he didn't mean £ <- pound as in currency. <shrugs>

edit: damn, I missed the white text, what an amateur I am.

p.s. I have a bit of a shameful secret about 5000 miles away

 

[dogbone]

All this 'dumping' talk has reminded me of a long forgotten shameful secret. While working on a photographic lab once I rushed to the loo, busting but it was occupied. I had no choice but to take a dump in a plastic bag in my darkroom and carry it out to the rubbish bin.

 

[Abstract]

Ummm a Candirú perhaps?

The answer is "Water," but I'm glad you lot used your imaginations.

 

[Queso]

Are you male of female?

If female, no problem there - go Wonder Woman

If male, well

Male. I did warn you it was shameful

 

[mrfrosty]

Try this

http://www.postsecret.com

 

[jsw123]

im 15, and i lost to a 6 year old in a tubing competition
(throw the other guy off the tube while the boats going)