Smell Like Burger King With New Body Spray: "FLAME"

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    "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
    — Henry Mencken

    No, it's not the 1st of April.

    Buy it now while stocks last. I'll take mine with onion rings.
     
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    themoonisdown09

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    That's just nasty.

    I had a friend who worked at Sonic a while back. When he came over wearing the same clothes he had on at work, it would almost make me gag.
     
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    Why? Who wouldn't want to smell like a burger? Have you no sense of occasion? Seductive, aromatic... hot.

    In fact, I think I'll call my next child 'Whopper'.
     
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    Nope, still gonna have to stick with original question.... Why? :rolleyes:
     
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    will you get angry at him when he tries to sell himself for a dollar?
     
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    Of course. Always try to upsell to a meal.
     
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    I honestly couldn't come up with a worse idea if I tried.

    Meanwhile, do you have to refrigerate the spray so it doesn't go rancid? :p
     
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    It should be a time release spray. At first, the sensual smell of the whopper then, what's this french fries. Oh wait that's not all, is that the smell of a hot apple pie next? :eek:
     
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    "Who knows, maybe Whopper and Soda could be friend?" - George Costanza
     
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    CorvusCamenarum

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    Brings new meaning to the term Whopper Virgins.
     
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    This is completely stupid. Go work at Burger King if you want to smell like a burger.
     
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    Would it be inappropriate at this point to observe that, it's bad enough that meat-eaters taste worse than vegetarians, now they have to smell worse than them too? :eek: ;)

    Ahem, so I hear.
     
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    Oh my...when was the last time you ate a meat-eater or vegetarian? :D
     
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    all this would do is make me think of food and then get hungry
     
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    hahah my dad hates that commercial, i don't mind it. it's so funny though, when it comes on he's like oh i would have to be paid a lot of money to be on a commercial like that.
     
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    rdowns

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    Idiot consumers will buy this because they think it will make it a Whopper. ;)

    Adolph Whopper or Whopper Hilter? :eek:
     
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    Yeah I used to have the same experience when my sister would from home after working at Taco Bell all day.
     
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    Am I the only one who loves the smell of burger? I'd be interested in smelling this, but I'd probably want to eat all day.
     
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    Antares

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    The sad thing is, I'm really tempted to buy a few cans of this just beacuse it's so absurd...and can show people that it is indeed real.
     
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    What a fantastically simple marketing gimmick. With very little effort or cost Burger King have made headlines around the world. And now I'm hungry. Clever :).
     
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    GO to the site, hit the spray a couple times, and you get a nice moving waterfall. ;)
     
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    I thought you were vegetarian. :confused:

    As someone who doesn't eat beef, nothing sickens me more than the thought or smell of a charbroiled hamburger.
     
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    Great for the chubby chasers to seduce America's "larger" women.


    Just make sure you don't get any of that spray on your penis. Some woman may devour it.
     
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    I am - I had a breakfast of some baked beans and vegetarian sausages instead - the advertising didn't work so well on me :D.

    Does BK actually have a vegetarian burger? I am oblivious :eek:.
     

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