Snake In Toilet Bites Woman

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  1. wdlove macrumors P6

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  2. Lacero macrumors 604

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    Oh geez, as a kid, I always worried a hand would come from out of the toilet.
     
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  4. dsharits macrumors 68000

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    If you've ever been bitten by a snake hiding in your toilet.........you might be a redneck..... :D

    Sorry, I had to do it.
     
  5. Daveway macrumors 68040

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    Could you imagine the surprise? ...and then the wondering of what hit you? :eek:

    Kinda reminds me of a joke my friends used to tell, but it was much more perverted. ;)
     
  6. joepunk macrumors 68030

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    Usually I am not one for redneck jokes buy that one had me laughing.
     
  7. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Holy googly moogly!
    someone.. HIDInG IN A TOILET?
    ok, that is officially freaky/sick/disgusting/holy patootie scary.

    OK, so I'm never going to use a public restroom ever again.


    evar.

    *shudder*
     
  8. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    beat to the punch line (very nice dsharits) :D

    Sounds like the lady needs to go to therapy... :rolleyes:

    *I wonder if being bitten in the butt by the snake scared the sh*t out of her?*
     
  9. joecool85 macrumors 65816

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    Wow that is just crazy! I would buy a urinal in a hurry...or dig a latrine.
     
  10. zelmo macrumors 603

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    When I was a kid, I had an irrational fear of something coming up in the toilet and chomping on my dangley bits while I sat there doing my thang.

    I don't know how this woman will ever be comfortable on a toilet ever again.
     
  11. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Sounds like she will need to buy a big ol' funnel.
     
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  13. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    When I saw this on our local news, just couldn't believe that something like this could happen. The never did explain how the man was able to accomplish such a feat. Although he was small in stature. What got to me is all that wast that fell on him. Needless to say they gave him a shower prior to processing him after the arrest.
     
  14. dsharits macrumors 68000

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    If it did, it only helped make her trip to the bathroom a shorter one. :D :p
     
  15. Inspector Lee macrumors 6502a

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    And you've gotta watch out for the black widows in the south. But who doesn't look before they go? I mean, even if it is a full-sprint situation, one can always take the nanosecond or two to assess the situation - at least I do.
     
  16. mvc macrumors 6502a

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    That'll teach her to flush first!!

    And for all you ladies out there, finally perhaps you can understand why we men leave the toilet seat up!!!! It's so you can see what's IN there before you sit down!

    Really, we are only thinking of you ;)

    (You're all SO ungrateful....)
     
  17. mvc macrumors 6502a

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    Note to self - never use the bathroom at Lacero's place
    :rolleyes:
     
  18. absolut_mac macrumors 6502a

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    Ummm, red something else, but not redneck, that's for sure ;)
     
  19. pulsewidth947 macrumors 65816

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    A shotgun? For a snake?! Thats a bit overkill isnt it? Thats gonna blow half your wall, and if your unlucky your foot, away.

    I too had an irrational fear about something coming up from the toilet to bite my parts. I soon took an interest in toilet plumbing - learning about 1-way valves :D
     
  20. Applespider macrumors G4

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    Was it one of those remote 'latrine-style' roadside stops. They have a pit big enough for someone to stand in although the stench is usually so bad I can't believe anyone would!
     
  21. Black&Tan macrumors 6502a

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    The problems with black widows could be especially troublesome in a port-a-potty. They like to hang out under the lip of the hole, so you can't see them. If you sit down, there is a real possibility they could, as powermac666 best said, "be chomping on my dangley bits."

    And you never saw them coming....
     
  22. sakasune macrumors member

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    I think I would be more scared of something hiding in a latrine. Well, I guess whatever would be in there would have no sense of smell whatsoever.
     
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    wdlove, you always find the most interesting news stories. Thanks for keeping us entertained! :)
     
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    [o.t.]
    Hey, are you a UK transplant? I see that you're located in Maryland, but when I read that, it just came across as rather English.
    [/o.t.]
     

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