Sophie Ellis Bextor

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  1. jive macrumors 6502a

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    ...has been found headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.


    Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor.







    :D :D :D :D


    I'm sorry.
     
  2. BakedBeans macrumors 68040

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    Heard it yeasterday... works better if you put ir in quotation marks

    "murder on zidanes floor"
     
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    I heard it (well, was sent it in an email) yesterday.
    One of the few times I've been inclined to violence:p :D
     
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  6. mannix87 macrumors 6502

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    that would have such a waste if it were true, just check this out: :D
     

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  7. XNine macrumors 68040

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    Yeah, I'd do her.
     
  8. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    I think we all would! :p
     
  9. iMeowbot macrumors G3

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    Count your blessings, that song is terrible.
     
  10. eva01 macrumors 601

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    same with me
     
  11. vniow macrumors G4

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    Is she like a singer or something?
     
  12. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    This one...? Really...?

    sophie_ellis_bextor.jpg

    41200.jpg

    ;)

    Sort of...
     
  13. iMeowbot macrumors G3

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    Something like that...yeah a singer, one who wasn't really exported to the states. "Murder on the Dance Floor" was kind of big a year or 2 ago....
     
  14. XNine macrumors 68040

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    Yeah. Ten ways from sunday.
     
  15. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    [Inspector Clouseau]
    Eh see ze schupit 'choke' hezent ekchally bin rayveyled.

    Imacheen if you wiill, saying ze titel off crappy heet choon by chat-laak chanteuse Sophie Ellis Bextor, "Murder On the Dance Floor" prononcee en ludicruus fraanch eksent.
    [/Inspector Clouseau]
     
  16. vniow macrumors G4

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    I think I know what people are talking about now. Its my own fault for being so out of the loop of popular culture. :eek:
     
  17. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Heard this one too. It took someone to explain to me that she was a singer before I really got it.
     
  18. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    I had no idea of who it was. googled her. In their bumpf before the links they had a link to buy her hit(?) single "Murder on the Dancefloor".
     
  19. OutThere macrumors 603

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    omg. that was terrible. *crying*

    pure punnage
     
  20. Queso macrumors G4

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    Yeah, but you wouldn't have the picture of sticky back plastic, dead tortoises and vandalised fish ponds in your head whilst you did, unlike most British men :)

    </UK INJOKE>

    BTW, I preferred GrooveJet ;)
     
  21. XNine macrumors 68040

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    But... that's what I think about no matter what woman I'm with... :confused:
     
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    Wasn't Les Ferdinand reckoned to have been involved with the vandalised fish pond, or was that just vicious and scurrilous rumour?
     
  23. Queso macrumors G4

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    He definitely said that he "helped" do it. Sent Percy Thrower to his grave poor man. Well, either that or the fact he was about 300 years old.

    Such a shame Anthea Turner was never the gardener. I would have gone "helped" kick the place in myself :D
     

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