Stand and Go

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  1. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

    eyelikeart

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    for the ladies who wanna know what it's like for a man...

    stand and go
     
  2. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    I should have brought this to the PPP's attention long ago. Even though it doesn't pertain directly to pissing your pants, it does give some excellent tips for relieving oneself appropriately in an outdoor environment.

    It contains a chapter specifically for women, including technique hints for peeing while standing.

    Two thumbs up.

    How to Poop [not the books choice of words) in the Woods
     
  3. wdlove macrumors P6

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    That is a great find eyelikeart. There must have been a need for the invention. I don't really see to many adantages, the lady would still need privacy such as a bathroom. If it were out in the woods, she could just squat. :p
     
  4. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    It could work at a Mardi Gras parade perhaps, but there's still the question of what to do with it after? I would imagine it takes a degree of practics & skill not to get yourself soiled while using this thing too.

    Here's the funny part. I may be commissioned to do a product shot of this thing! :eek: :D
     
  5. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Ahh but squatting in pants is kind of difficult without something to prop yourself up against....
     
  6. virividox macrumors 601

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    nice find. but using it could be kinda awkwrd.
     
  7. Stelliform macrumors 68000

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    That is going to be interesting! :eek:

    If you need any ideas, you know where to post. ;) :D
     
  8. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Action shots?
     
  9. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    I'm open to them... ;)
     
  10. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    you totally need to have a shot of a woman, from behind, standing at a urinal
     
  11. wdlove macrumors P6

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    I would say that you are very lucky professionally eyelikeart. It seems that you keep getting the prima shooting assignments. Definitely objectivity will be very important for this shoot. Discretion will be the better part of valor.

    I sure hope that the agreement you sign won't prevent you from letting us know how this "stand and go" product actually works. :p
     
  12. Awimoway macrumors 65816

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    You would really hate to lose you balance and fall over in mid-act.
     
  13. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Well this guy wants to talk to me about a photo for this product.

    I'm welcoming ideas. :D
     
  14. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    The problem you have is making it tasteful....the urinal idea is funny, but as a marketing image, probably wouldn't work.

    What reasons generate the highest says here? Camping, medical? You might want to do more than one depending on who you're trying to sell this to.

    D
     
  15. sonofslim macrumors 6502a

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    has the creator of this product thought about marketing this to pre-op female to male transsexuals? seriously, some of those guys have come up with all sorts of ways to pee standing up, but i've never heard of any commercial products.
     
  16. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    They're going for the humor mostly to promote this thing, so sex & distaste may work well here. ;)
     
  17. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    Ok, how about this one:

    A series of shots, maybe three or four of a woman, seen from behind turned at various angles away from the camera.

    Then one more shot, from where she was standing to see her name "written" in the snow...

    what do you think?
     
  18. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    :D hahaha...

    I love it! Only problem, snow in new orleans isn't very usual.

    But I like where it's going.
     
  19. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Not sure how the picture would work. For the marketing angle, women no matter where you now you can "Stand & Go." Don't worry about that long wait for the commode anymore. The "Stand & Go" use will prevent UTI's. Now you can't drink plenty of water and not worry. Keep the plumbing functioning at it's peak.
     
  20. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    Hmm, if you cant use snow (or a set with fake snow) you could have a typical men's room with a row of guys at urinals. Then the next picture could be one of them turned around and leaving, revealing that its a woman, with the caption, "Never wait on line again"
     
  21. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    Anything boys can do...

    edit: dammit, a print ad, not commercial.

    I like the idea of the line of men looking at a woman, it's ambiguous and doesn't make much sense but is so striking and amusing that it doesn't need to be. She should have a sly but not devilish grin on her face, maybe just staring at the wall...

    paul
     
  22. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    I love it! I'll have to see what I can do in terms of a line of urinals & such, but it's a great idea. ;)
     
  23. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    you'll have to post a copy of the final version of the ad, regardless of what you end up doing!
     
  24. wdlove macrumors P6

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    I hoping that he will be able to post some of his photo-shoot also. Sadly the last one he had to sign a privacy agreement. We will just have to wait for his answer.
     

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