Steve Ballmer strikes again

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    Yoiks!

    When they remark about Ballmer's name-sake Jobs and his Reality Distortion Field™, at least Jobs needs to be well rooted in reality to distort it ... God only knows what plane of existence Ballmer is coming from ........
     
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    Ah, More nonsense flowing from the mouth of the world's richest toady. :rolleyes:

    I like the sarcastic tone of the article. :D
     
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    Yeah! another Ballmer thread! We hadn't one in quite a while. Thanks for posting. I was starting to think the guy started thinking before talking (Make that screaming). But Ballmer will have to work really hard next year to keep his title. Creative's Sim Wong Hoo is a good runner up.

    May I apply the seal?

    Here it is:

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    I'd pay a premiere for a "Ballmer Book 'O Quotes". It would make excellent bathroom reading material.
     
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    I don't think it really matters what Steve Ballmer says. Microsoft is such a powerhouse, that it allows him the freedom to say stupid things. Bill Gates is much more subdued, I'm surprised the he doesn't rein him in some. Unless the theory is that any publicity is good. :D
     
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    MS IP?

    I couldn't tell from reading the article if Ballmer was just hyping the SCO suits or if he meant that MS will sue Linux distros for infringing on MS IP.

    Come on Steve, it's not like you to hold back! Tell us what you really mean!
     
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    :rolleyes:

    Thank you for playing Mr. Ballmer, but unfortunatly, you lose. The future is not Microsoft, it is Linux (or prbably Apple).

    Mike
     
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    A few photos from the past to brighten your day...
     

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    Balmer as Nosferatu
     

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    "Don't Steal Music," from the cellmate ya love to hate.
     

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    Everyone's favorite Stooge?
     

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    Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...
     

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    Gross ape-pig-man-child
     

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    In his element
     

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    "It's all about the music," Microsoft style...
     

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    Hollywood of the damned...
     

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    Hollywood of the damned pt.2 - "I reveal my inner face to you."
     

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    TV of the damned...
     

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    Last one - sorry everyone - I just couldn't resist - I hope these make you laugh as much as they make me laugh.

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    Aricher! Let me guess . . . uhmm . . . you really don't like this guy, do you? :D

    Great pics! :D
     

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