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Discussion in 'Community' started by applecrag, May 13, 2005.
hey who do yall think would win in a fistfight-steve jobs or bill gates?
Body guards included?
From this thread, it seems Gates can't protect himself at all!
Steve is recovering from cancer at the moment, but at full "match" fitness I'd say Steve - he's got the reach, and would whip of Gate's glasses straight away, giving him the edge!
Send it in to celebrity deathmatch (the geek version)!
They still doing that? It would be a classic - that or Bill vs. Balmer
But either way, I think if it was Celebrity Deathmatch, both would end up losing.....that or Bill would succumb to a virus and end up losing when he had Steve on the ropes
bill gates eh? i dunno, i could see steve kicking the arse outta bill lol, seeing how wimpy bill acted on that pie throwing incident..
Steve would win because he's got that famous temper. Hell, I wouldn't want to cross his path when he's really pissed.
Steve is a perfectionist, with a "it has to right, dammit" kind of personality.
Besides, have you seen Bill lately? The guy is a wraith. It looks like a gentle breeze would knock him over.
It looks as if bill has been carrying that ring for centuries!
stevie would win no doubt, but if it was jobs vs ballmer, now that would probably have different results, monkey boy is scary.....
Billy Boy is a *****; Steve is a good bit taller and weighs more. When it comes to physical confrontations, lacking some extraordinary skills, anything more than a 15 pound weight advantage it going to tip the scales to the heavier combatant. Billy thinks his brain is all he needs, although that's always made me laugh.
Edit: Wow, I think this is the first time I've posted and invoked the profanity filter. Anyway, think of another word for cat.
Bill's a defenseless little nerd. Steve Jobs goes around telling people off when he gets annoyed. Not to mention he's physically bigger. Steve wins.
And Bill declares losing as the new standard.
I started this thread ages ago Fight thread
Steve would kick Bill's arse! Bill looks like a biter though!
Bill is definitely a biter. And a dog-paddle kinda fist swinger too, with his head way back and his arms swirling in front.
Steve would throw a lawsuit at him....
Bill's a little out of shape lately too...
Easily Steve. By the time Bill figures out how to copy Steves moves, Steve will have pounded him into the ground.
And even then, once Bill has figured out how to copy Steve, his moves will be unreliable and prone to failure.
Photoshop is such a fun program
LOL. I have an image of him doing that now and it so suits him.
Okay, but, this match has to be more interesting. How about wrestling Greco Roman style in a pool of lime Jello! Who would win then??
How much do you guys think this match will generate at the betting? I think SJ will knock BG up pretty good.
Just look at these videos
Bill gates first = Here
Steve Jobs Second = Here
p.s. Steve Ballmer will be acting too much like a monkey to get involved
And being a parot
And then being a pop star
Oh my god, what was steve Ballmer on that day? I bet it is highly illegal white (whatever color that is) stuff which only the US Gov't can obtain. I cannot believe that is the guy who is at the helm at the world's largest software company (even though its products are not world-class).
Holy crap, that video of Ballmer borders on disturbing. Of course he's ranting like a lunatic about how much he loves MS, it make him a multi-millionaire!
I admit if I was offered the compensation package Steve Ballmer is getting, I would do the same thing. I think money (especially huge chunk of money) will make "monkey business" tolerable.
I think Jobs should get a copy of the windows source code, in book format, and beat the living piss out of gates with it, Than asking him how secure his OS feels.. *L*
Those are the coolest videos possible for early on a Monday morning. Thankyou.