Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

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  1. applecrag macrumors regular

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    hey who do yall think would win in a fistfight-steve jobs or bill gates?
     
  2. James Philp macrumors 65816

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    Body guards included? :D
    From this thread, it seems Gates can't protect himself at all!
    Steve is recovering from cancer at the moment, but at full "match" fitness I'd say Steve - he's got the reach, and would whip of Gate's glasses straight away, giving him the edge!
    Send it in to celebrity deathmatch (the geek version)!
     
  3. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    They still doing that? It would be a classic - that or Bill vs. Balmer :D

    But either way, I think if it was Celebrity Deathmatch, both would end up losing.....that or Bill would succumb to a virus and end up losing when he had Steve on the ropes :p

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  4. CubaTBird macrumors 68020

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    bill gates eh? i dunno, i could see steve kicking the arse outta bill lol, seeing how wimpy bill acted on that pie throwing incident..
     
  5. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    Steve would win because he's got that famous temper. Hell, I wouldn't want to cross his path when he's really pissed.

    Steve is a perfectionist, with a "it has to right, dammit" kind of personality.

    Besides, have you seen Bill lately? The guy is a wraith. It looks like a gentle breeze would knock him over.
     
  6. James Philp macrumors 65816

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    It looks as if bill has been carrying that ring for centuries!
     
  7. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    stevie would win no doubt, but if it was jobs vs ballmer, now that would probably have different results, monkey boy is scary.....
     
  8. daveL macrumors 68020

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    Billy Boy is a *****; Steve is a good bit taller and weighs more. When it comes to physical confrontations, lacking some extraordinary skills, anything more than a 15 pound weight advantage it going to tip the scales to the heavier combatant. Billy thinks his brain is all he needs, although that's always made me laugh.

    Edit: Wow, I think this is the first time I've posted and invoked the profanity filter. Anyway, think of another word for cat.
     
  9. GFLPraxis macrumors 604

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    Bill's a defenseless little nerd. Steve Jobs goes around telling people off when he gets annoyed. Not to mention he's physically bigger. Steve wins. :D
     
  10. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    And Bill declares losing as the new standard.
     
  11. MacRy macrumors 68040

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    I started this thread ages ago Fight thread

    Steve would kick Bill's arse! Bill looks like a biter though!
     
  12. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    Bill is definitely a biter. And a dog-paddle kinda fist swinger too, with his head way back and his arms swirling in front.
     
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  15. Xtremehkr macrumors 68000

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    Easily Steve. By the time Bill figures out how to copy Steves moves, Steve will have pounded him into the ground.

    And even then, once Bill has figured out how to copy Steve, his moves will be unreliable and prone to failure.
     
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    Photoshop is such a fun program :D
     

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  17. MacRy macrumors 68040

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    LOL. I have an image of him doing that now and it so suits him. :D
     
  18. MontyZ macrumors 6502a

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    Okay, but, this match has to be more interesting. How about wrestling Greco Roman style in a pool of lime Jello! Who would win then??
     
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    How much do you guys think this match will generate at the betting? I think SJ will knock BG up pretty good.
     
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    Oh my god, what was steve Ballmer on that day? I bet it is highly illegal white (whatever color that is) stuff which only the US Gov't can obtain. I cannot believe that is the guy who is at the helm at the world's largest software company (even though its products are not world-class).
     
  22. MontyZ macrumors 6502a

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    Holy crap, that video of Ballmer borders on disturbing. Of course he's ranting like a lunatic about how much he loves MS, it make him a multi-millionaire!
     
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    I admit if I was offered the compensation package Steve Ballmer is getting, I would do the same thing. I think money (especially huge chunk of money) will make "monkey business" tolerable.
     
  24. sonyrules macrumors regular

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    I think Jobs should get a copy of the windows source code, in book format, and beat the living piss out of gates with it, Than asking him how secure his OS feels.. *L*
     
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    Those are the coolest videos possible for early on a Monday morning. Thankyou.
     

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