Strange Drunken Wakup

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by harveypooka, Jun 11, 2006.

  1. harveypooka macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
    I headed to a friends last night with my lass for a BBQ. Ended up in the pub. Wasn't drunk (but quite very very merry). Started to walk home with my lass, ended up in some park area. Next thing I remember is being woken up by my phone, flatmate calling to say my lass just got a taxi home with THREE TILES. There are now three green horrible tiles sitting in my frontroom. WHAT HAPPENED?!
    EDIT: That was supposed to be wakeup, not wakup...hehe
  2. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem


    Feb 19, 2005
    If I understand you correctly, you passed out and your "lass" stole three tiles from you? Tiles as in floor tiles?
  3. sushi Moderator emeritus


    Jul 19, 2002
    You have no idea where the THREE GREEN TILES came from?
  4. iGav macrumors G3

    Mar 9, 2002
  5. harveypooka thread starter macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
    No, I woke a park/flat area thing. My lass was already back home with three green tiles.

    Sushi - no clue where the tiles came from.

    We think we were abducted by Aliens and to cover the abduction they thought of THREE GREEN TILES.

    I'm more confused now...!!!
  6. iGav macrumors G3

    Mar 9, 2002
    So you started walking home with your lady, that's the last you can remember before waking up in a park, didn't she realise you were missing?
  7. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus


    Jan 9, 2004
    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    This is the best thread ever. :D

    Can you describe the tiles? Or grace us with a picture? I'm intrigued.
  8. UKnjb macrumors 6502a


    May 23, 2005
    London, UK
    Hey!!!!! I woke up this morning missing three green tiles --- can I have them back?

    Have you spoken with your 'lass' since all of this happened?

    And I so agree with mkrishnan, this is the best thread ever. :D
  9. harveypooka thread starter macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
    Sure, here's a pic. I had about 6 or 7 cans of Carlsberg (I'm classy me) and then a few in the pub. A friend did buy me a shot of Aftershock (ugh) but I don't think that'd be enough to tip me over the edge. I had been drinking since about 6PM so the drinking was spread idea! My lass added an extra bit to the story - apparently we walked to a Diocese (male version of a nunnery) on the way home. She remembers standing against a tree, me lying down. She said that she woke up, I wasn't there and she got a taxi home! No idea where I went as I wouldn't consciously leave her at early hours of the morning.

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  10. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus


    Jan 9, 2004
    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    LOL nice choice in tiles! Interesting mystery! :D
  11. iGav macrumors G3

    Mar 9, 2002
    Aha... mystery solved. :p
  12. spitfirejd macrumors regular

    Apr 28, 2004
    Virginia, USA

    I think this thread should have been posted under the topic "What Unhealthy Things Do You Do..." :D
  13. CanadaRAM macrumors G5


    Oct 11, 2004
    On the Left Coast - Victoria BC Canada
    Regardless of the number of beers (whether you consider that to be low or not) and how spread out they were, blacking out AND apparently going places while blotto are not healthy ideas - especially if you have no idea how you got over the limit and thought you were just merry.

    Change something before something worse than ugly tiles happens.
  14. harveypooka thread starter macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
    Point taken. I shall start knitting of an evening. :p
  15. Sesshi macrumors G3


    Jun 3, 2006
    One Nation Under Gordon
    Clearly this was a night out on the tiles.

    Hmm... Those look like Diocesean tiles to me. The Wrath of God is nigh. Repent thy sins!
  16. OutThere macrumors 603


    Dec 19, 2002
    I'm thinking you might only remember the first one...
  17. eva01 macrumors 601


    Feb 22, 2005
    Gah! Plymouth
    aftershock is a fun drink

    That is the one with the rock candy on the bottom right?

    two friends and i went through a bottle of that ate the rock candy + some glass -_- and a few shots of 151

    Then we went out to a party where i went through a bottle of Absolut
  18. harveypooka thread starter macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
    Oooooooo! That's bad! I'll go tell my lass that one...hehe

    I don't usually get into a state like that, which makes me think I was drugged or something. For me to get so hammered that I wake up in a park with no recollection, I'd of had to have drank more...surely? I feel better now so that's ok.
  19. harveypooka thread starter macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
  20. dcv macrumors G3

    May 24, 2005
    Aftershock. :barf:

    I had some of that once... along with many other revolting shots, mind.

    I don't remember the journey home the night I drank that stuff. I lost my purse somewhere so had to cancel all my credit cards and the following morning I had the worse hangover headache of my life. It was like some sort of concussion :eek:


    I didn't acquire any green tiles that night though. That is just plain weird!
  21. harveypooka thread starter macrumors 65816

    Feb 24, 2004
    Yes, it really really is. It comes in many flavours and colours, but all are EVIL!
  22. OnceUGoMac macrumors 6502a


    Mar 3, 2004
    I know what happenned...

    This sort of thing happens to me all the time. You were walking home and picked up some tiles along the way. However, you got greedy and wanted more tiles, so you left her by the tree to guard the tiles you already had while you ventured forth to gather more tiles. However, along the way you passed out.
  23. Boggle macrumors 6502


    So, do you have a plan for tactfully broaching this subject w/ your friends @ the pub? Are you planning a visit to the diocese, perhaps seeing if they're missing tiles? This thread is fascinating. I'm totally riveted.
  24. thedude110 macrumors 68020


    Jun 13, 2005

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