Students cuts off tongue

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  1. wdlove macrumors P6

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  2. jadariv macrumors regular

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    And this kids, is why you should stick to crack.
     
  3. kettle macrumors 65816

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    ***** - written comedy timing:D
    * - poor taste (excuse the pun):(
     
  4. applemacdude macrumors 68040

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    What a dumbass! He dumber than that dude that put a firecracker in his ass. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  5. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    but not quite as dumb as that guy who demonstrated the proper way to detonate a blasting cap with your teeth
     
  6. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    its not dumb - if you take the drugs you don't know what you're going to hallucinate - I'd really like to know what he thought was going on. Quite sad, and even worse that they can't reattach the organs....

    :(

    D
     
  7. Judo macrumors regular

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    I wonder what was going on in his head when he actually did it?

    I'm guessing he had a few issues before taking the drug aswell. Maybe he's been watching to much Jackass.
     
  8. Java macrumors regular

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    darwin award?

    Could this be considered for an honorary Darwin Award?
     
  9. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    Re: darwin award?

    -Java

    If he hadn't procreated yet, he just might win the Darwin Award itself.
     
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    My god what a dick, when will people learn drugs are bad. mkay
     
  12. crap freakboy macrumors 6502a

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    Garbage in, garbage out- depends on the person who is taking the drug, always a good idea to know your limits and have the strength of character to resist the tempation...although i agree what a dick

    *takes a sip of coffee;)
     
  13. bennetsaysargh macrumors 68020

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    that's just stupid. why would he drink halucigent tea? i hate tea. and what?
    stick to crack? ok;)
    also, what are you talking about mac15?
     
  14. applemacdude macrumors 68040

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    Why cant they just stick to sex anyways? It feels better anyways///:)
     
  15. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    As his doctor stated, he is going to need years of psychological help. The need to fit in is a very strong.
     
  16. Frohickey macrumors 6502a

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    Oh no! We need to ban garden shears in order to save our kids!

    Ban Garden Shears! Do it for the children!!!
     
  17. bennetsaysargh macrumors 68020

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    someone's gonna really go off on that eventually:rolleyes:
     
  18. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    -All

    That's it! The world is too dangerous for our kids.

    I propose we put all children in Zorbs until their 18th birthday.
     

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  19. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    That brings an all new meaning to the term, "bubble boy." Or in this case it needs to be unisex!
     
  20. Frohickey macrumors 6502a

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    Sorry. I went into my auto-pilot mode. I'm just emoting what 'concerned' parents will do when their child is hurt. This is same thing that they say whenever a kid is shot/killed with a gun.

    Gotta be consistent.

    WE NEED TO BAN ALL OF THESE GARDEN SHEARS! Here is a tool which was designed to cut of children's weewees. Do it for the children!!!
     
  21. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    I'm sorry, but all the psychological help in the world isn't going to substitute for the fact that he can't talk and can't have sex.

    I hate to be cruel, but it's true. I feel sorry for the kid, but these random "teas" are funky stuff. I'm not for drugs at all, I've never even had a beer, but crack is definitely better than these random hallucinogens from weird flowers.

    At least we know what crack does to you. Hallucinogens are far more subtle.
     
  22. saint macrumors regular

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    If it was in America, the kid's mother would probably be suing the maker of the garden shears for not sticking on a warning label that says: "Not to be used on tongue or willy".

    Anyway, that brings us to the question...

    If you had to lose one or the other, which would it be?
     
  23. bennetsaysargh macrumors 68020

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    they both are vital:p
     
  24. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    In a hypothetical case, a person can get along without the second. Corrective surgery can provide for urinary drainage. Humans seem to do stupid things. This is just such a cruel way to have to pay! Since common household products such as glue can cause problem, no law could fix the problem.

    It all goes back to upbringing, learning right from wrong!
     
  25. cb911 macrumors 601

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    damn. angels trumpet is really potent stuff, there are a fair few people who die from that every year, aren't there?

    do stupid things and you've got to live with the consequences...
     

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