Teen Sex Problems Mounting

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  1. spork183 macrumors 6502a

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    The Obama/Osama news reminded me of headline missteps like the Thread Title. That was a headline (obviously) about the rising rate of teenage promiscuity, but it came off a bit different. Any other amusing headlines out there?
     
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    If more teens are having sex, then it looks like they're not having any problems mounting...
     
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    damn it. I was too slow you two already beat me to the wonderful irony of this thread title!
     
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    Teen Saddle Sales Soar!

    The OP headline, well...that's like a giant, slow-moving beach ball just bouncing along over our heads. How can you refrain from taking a swat? :D
     
  7. spork183 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    The wonderful irony was the point of the thread:)

    Here's a couple others:

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
     
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    This is my favourite

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    It was in the aftermath of New Orleans.
     
  9. spork183 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    lol How could more Bush ever be a disaster?
     
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    I wish I had a scan of this newspaper page to email, but several years ago my local paper used to print the Ann Landers advice column on the same page as the birth/death/wedding announcements. So picture this... lovely big wedding picture of a beautiful bride & groom, directly above the Ann Landers headline: "Virgin Bride Worries About Wedding Night".

    Too funny!!! :D :D :D
     
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    Awesome picture! Saved. Gratzi!
     
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    :D I shouldn't brag but I always passed debate class. Some would say I'm a master at it.
     
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    I remember seeing this one on TV. I laughed out loud.
     
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    LOL, isn't everyone on MR's with more than 100 posts, guilty as sin in that regard?:D
     
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    hey 32 more posts for you before you join us!
     
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    :rolleyes: Typical newbie thread hijacking...

    One of my favourites (although this is also technically hijacking), is when they said on the horse racing "Well of course this horse is a year older than when it competed last year". mmmmm yes funny that isn't it? :p I nearly sent it into Private Eye...
     
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    or the old BBC favourite about snooker "...and for those watching in black & white the pink is the one next to the blue"
     
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    ...or indeed, the famous cricket line "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey. "
     
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    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    -there really are some that just beg to be misunderstood.
     
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    If you use the rear entrance, isn't the planning already done?
     
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    those have me laughing. i like the first and last ones alot
     
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    I heard a political commentator on the BBC talking about the Middle East, many years ago:
    "As for the current crop of Arab leaders, well, they're no great shakes".
    Honest. Word for word.
     

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