I was in K Mart today (I know, I know...) and heard an employee say, "Clara, we need more quarters." Clara?? Holy cow, talk about a bad name. Is that short for Clarabelle? [flashback to Three Stooges] Florabelle! Corabelle! Dorabelle! [/flashback to Three Stooges] Anyway. Know anybody else with a really bad name? Eastern european names can be funny. I know somebody with the last name of Golem. I find that funny because in mythology, a golem is an artificial creature without a soul. Yeesh. I also know a guy named Meodrag, whom we nicknamed "Me on Drugs".