The Borg vs Microsoft

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  1. elensil macrumors regular

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    Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft

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    Picard:
    Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?
    Geordi:
    Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.
    Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.

    Riker [puzzled]
    What the hell is Microsoft?
    Data [turns to explain]
    Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called Windows, through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate.

    Read more at http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/WindowsTrek.html
     
  2. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Actually, before I read any of that and saw the title I was thinking Microsoft and the Borg are pretty much alike in many ways.

    Entertaining, though.

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  3. diorio macrumors 6502a

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