The Doughnut Incident

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  1. Black&Tan macrumors 6502a

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  2. Doctor Q Administrator

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    At least they weren't charged with assault with a devil's-food weapon.
     
  3. emw macrumors G4

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    I doughnut know the complete story, but I'd say the case has a lot of holes.
     
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    Hell, they're lucky they're not being charged with terrorism...
     
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    Sounds like he's got himself in a jam there. That bail certainly is a lot of dough...
     
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    At yeast they are young, maybe they can turn their lives around.
     
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    Aghhh, Booooo Boooooo :p
     
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    Any word on what kind of doughnuts were used?
     
  10. DavidLeblond macrumors 68020

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    I'd fry the punk just for wasting perfectly good doughnuts. :p
     
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    My kids wanted to throw Krispy Kremes at a patrol car but I told them "DO NUT do that!"
     
  12. Tanglewood macrumors 6502a

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    My mental image of this has Chief Wiggum being pelted with donuts then eating them instead of giving chase.
     
  13. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    Raspberry jam at that. Or lemon if you prefer.

    I'm still laughing at the irony.
     
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    Oh man I can see that to ha ha ha!
     
  15. FleurDuMal macrumors 68000

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    Fried foods are a real threat to security in America aren't they. First of all a pretzel tried to kill your president, then donuts attack your police force.
     
  16. aquajet macrumors 68020

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    Or risk getting your buns whipped.
     
  17. redAPPLE macrumors 68030

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    apparently... the evidence mysteriously disappeared...

    but thankfully cameras caught the culprit...

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    Quick, someone rename this thread to "Revenge of the Bad Puns" :p
     
  19. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    I know, it is getting to the point where you can't walk down the street without being attacked by some sort of greasy, artery chocking, life-threatening form of fast food. ;) :D
     
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    Mmmm Doughnuts. I sure could dow ith some. Throw some this way kids!
     
  21. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    You summed up my thoughts exactly.
     
  22. OutThere macrumors 603

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    The reason they got caught was probably because they were laughing too hard to run...



    Once I was walking down to the end of a dead end street with my dog. I got to the end and there was a cop car parked lengthwise across the road, with two cops on the other side of the car, facing a way from me. I walked past the car and turned around to see what they were doing.

    They had a ginormous box of donuts and were silently stuffing their faces (down at the deserted end of this quiet little dead end street). I giggled. They gave me a death stare. :D

    Seeing as this was Connecticut State Troop C, maybe I should do it to the local cops here....Connecticut State Troop B. They'd probably go into lock down...attacks from all sides! :D
     
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    That it is pretty funny OutThere. Thanks for the laugh. :D
     
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    speaking of cops and donuts... this pic made me laugh!

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    It's times like this I am truly proud to be a lifelong resident of Connecticut. Yeah Tolland!

    Reminds me of a friend from college that used to throw fried chicken at tourists in his town when he was in high school.
     

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