So recently I have been very good about waking up at the crack of dawn (4:30) and going to the gym for a workout, steam bath etc. to try and get back into marathoning shape. Aside form the getting up part, I enjoy it. But there's the Gym Guy™. I was just getting out of the steam room and I saw him come into the locker room. I was like God damn it...so I rush to shave, brush my teeth and get dressed. Then I hear his shower turn off. CRAP So I stuff everything into my gym bag, my shirt is untucked, ipod hanging around my neck, no belt...and he nails me - "hey how are you today?" I wasn't even fracking looking at him. He's the guy who HAS to talk to everyone, but eveyrthing he says is, well, either boring or just stupid. Even if you have your back turned to him he asks "You want a joke to tell the guys at the office?" (her de herr herr). Today's was: "What is invisible and smells like carrots?" "Easter Bunny farts." So I got home all disheviled and Rob was like "Why didn't you dress?" "I had to run away from the Gym Guy™." It's so funny to watch everyone in the locker room evacuate when he comes in and see who the day's victim is. Today it was me. Do you know anyone that makes you want to hide when you see them to avoid engaging them in conversation? This guy can clear a room like a dead body.