The latest Keira Knightley Crapfest

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  1. Mr. Durden macrumors 6502a

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  2. WinterMute Moderator emeritus

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    Oh, your just asking for a mod mini beating aren't you... :D

    Don't you know the lengths edesignuk will go to to protect her good name?

    I'd not be in your shoes Mr. Durden ;) :D
     
  3. zelmo macrumors 603

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    Now you've gone and done it. A certain mini mod gets a mite irritated when you compare KK to a young boy.:eek:

    I agree, though. That trailer looks like so much rubbish.
     
  4. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Not good for the prospects of the movie if the trailer is to #%$^ to watch it all the way through...
     
  5. Mr. Durden thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Yes. Thank you for the warning. I'll take my shoes off right away. :)

    But seriously. There are no words to describe the utter horribleness of that trailer.

    What do you think, edesign? Crapfest or no?
     
  6. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    As much as I'd like to go off on one, and as much as people are probably expecting it....Domino does look like a big pile of poo, that trailer was awful :eek:

    Yes, I did just say that :eek: :eek:

    Hell, everyone makes bad films, and this looks line a fine example. Looking forward to Pirates 2 though, and The Jacket looks decent from the little I have seen.

    ...now...

    "modeling young boys clothes."!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

    hmmm....where's my...oh, there it is....:D

    [​IMG]

    :D :p
     
  7. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Actually, e might agree. He hates/hated the short hair, which was cut for this movie.

    On the other hand, I like the short hair, and the movie looks like good mindless entertainment. "Million Dollar Baby", no. But sometimes that's what I'm looking for.

    Also, if her career goes into the toilet, then she will be more likely to be wandering London, despondent and in need of cheering up. So, again, I'd think e wouldn't mind.
     
  8. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Ah, so he did agree....

    Honestly, the trailer doesn't look that bad to me. Catfights, underwear scenes, guns, models, bikinis, some excellent character actors. I'll bet it's a fun watch.
     
  9. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Now, I never said I wouldn't watch it anyway :D ;)
     
  10. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I think it was a foregone conclusion that you'd watch. ;)

    BTW, nice new avatar.
     
  11. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Hmmph. Click on e's sig to get the latest image. Those are not hips which could model young boy's clothes.

    I think you meant "young boys shirts".
     
  12. Mr. Durden thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Nice to see the sense of humor, edesign. Actually I posted this just to see what would happen, what with your fondness for her and all... :)

    Your right, though. Everyone makes a bad movie every once in a while. I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie... (pauses to day dream for a moment, then takes a cold shower), and she dosent make the greatest character/movie choices either. BUT... I'm always ready with my $8.50 at the theater. :D

    Counting the days to Mr and Mrs. Smith.
     
  13. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Hey, it's all just a bit of fun anyways...never take it too seriously...though I do think she's gorgeous of course ;)
    This may interest you ;)
     
  14. Mr. Durden thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    :eek:

    I am forever indebted... :D
     
  15. LethalWolfe macrumors G3

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    I don't like the trailer, but could be an entertaining movie if it doesn't take itself seriously.

    "Black-tino"

    Hehehe.


    That part was funny.


    Lethal
     
  16. MacNut macrumors Core

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    I think the question is can she have a long term acting career or is she just a hollywood flavor of the month right now.
     
  17. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    With short hair and no makeup, in those types of clothes... she'd even be a thrilling enough for Michael Jackson. ;)
     
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    maybe it is something like a sneak preview like Cars. to see the reaction.

    btw, i like her short hair.

    well, i liked that shoplifter actress' short hair too. :D
     
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    Well, Domino is directed by Tony Scott, who did Top Gun and Enemy of the State, both movies I enjoyed. He also did Man on Fire which I hear is good, but I have not seen it.

    So, regardless of Ms. Knigtley's appearance in the movie, it might be worth the matinee big screen shoot-em-up fun factor.
     
  20. Lacero macrumors 604

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    Her voice in the trailer sounds so god awful amateurish. "Heads you win, tails you lose?" OMG. Haha. I like the intense look of the movie, but if its like that through the whole movie, it's going to be crap to endure through.
     
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    He also directed Crimson Tide, which is one of my favorite action-type movies of all time. But even if the movie is ok...for the love of all that is good and decent WHY do that to her? You want her to have a long Hollywood career? Put her in the situations she is best at: looking pretty with long hair and not talking. This pisses me off!! Get that girl in a Bond film, stat!
     
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    Don't forget True Romance, written by Quentin Tarantino...

    Although Tony is not as good a director as his brother, he has a good grip on Action movies, and this one could be all right...
     
  23. HiRez macrumors 603

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    No no, it's tails you DIE! Makes all the difference, right? Suddenly she's the greatest voiceover actress of all time!
     
  24. daveL macrumors 68020

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    Hey, it looks good enough to pass some time one evening; I'm easy when it comes to action flicks.
     
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    I don't mind the short hair. Hair grows back.

    However, boyish figures never go away. :p
     

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