The Mac Bathroom Reader

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  1. madamimadam macrumors 65816

    madamimadam

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    I took a look at the Amazon samples of this book (advertised on front page of this site) and could not stop reading so I thought I would purchase it. Funny thing was, by the time I had read all the samples I did not even remember where I saw the book in the first place... LOL. Anyway, it is too bad it cost me twice as much to get it sent as it did for a used copy of it (About $US5 for book and $US10 to send) :(
     
  2. mac15 macrumors 68040

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    mac bathroom reader
    nahh
    use a playboy it might work
     
  3. irmongoose macrumors 68030

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    Ive had that book since I dont know when... its actually pretty nice... so it will be worth the money...




    irmongoose
     
  4. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    another good bathroom reader...

    the Guinness Book of World Records! :p
     
  5. sparkleytone macrumors 68020

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    Nah. My iBook IS my bathroom reader. Nothing like airport and a notebook combined with internet addiction. Bathroom internet, the wave of the future.
     
  6. mischief macrumors 68030

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    doesn't that stink up the iBook after a while?

    Talk about VAPORWARE!!!!! hah! For more laughs lookup the" fart filter", it's a product for venting your gaseous eminations through a carbon filter hidden in the tank of a normal toilet.
     
  7. crassusad44 macrumors 6502a

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    So you never leave the bathroom.... ? :p
     
  8. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    is it just me?

    or does mishief the leading source in knowledge of body excrement and gaseousness in these forums?

    :p he he he...
     
  9. mischief macrumors 68030

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    many other things too..............but it's the timeless comedy of it.

    Plus I'm reading Steven King's Dreamcatcher............which involves a lot of .... uh....poop humor.;) :rolleyes:
     
  10. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    This whole forum is crap-tacular!

    See . . . This is why I read magazines when I have spare time during classes. To avoid this ooh so mature discussion.
     
  11. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    the poop files...

    I bet u were a trip when u were a kid! :p

    ever made fart noises by cupping your hand and sticking it under your arm while u waved it up & down? ha ha ha!!!
     
  12. britboy macrumors 68030

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    when i was a kid? he he, i still do! Works best when you've been sweating slightly, or your hand is wet!!! :D :D :D
     
  13. mischief macrumors 68030

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    That's sooooo basic.

    rotate your face into one shoulder with no shirt on so your collar bone is even with your canines and your cheek is against your deltoid. Blow into your deltoid so your cheek flaps against the hollow between your clavicle and the knot of muscle running from your shoulder to your neck. With practice you can make noises that'd make George Carlin blush.

    I was actually a quiet, conemplative kid with pensive brown eyes and a ready smile. I did spend WAY too much time bored. Until I met my wife I fit the FBI profile for a potential serial killer. Fun stuff. I take any kind of humor. The old classics are still the best........laughter is an amazing thing......it's saved my butt on many occasions.;) :D :rolleyes:
     
  14. me hate windows macrumors 6502

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    macworld is also a great bathroom reader. Whenever a new one comes, I never start reading it until I need to take a poop.:D
     
  15. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    I can't believe how low this thread has gone...

    and in such a short time!!! :p

    yes laughter is a powerful tool....without it I think I would have cut myself off years ago....

    and I completely consent with MacWorld being a great bathroom reader....my April/Photoshop 7 for OS X issue is currently stationed there as I type...he he he...
     
  16. mischief macrumors 68030

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  18. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    Re: many other things too..............but it's the timeless comedy of it.

    Poop humor? That's putting it mildly...great novel, by the way!
     
  19. mischief macrumors 68030

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    "**** weasel" didn't seem like a good topic.

    But I think this crowd could use being in on the joke...........:eek:
     
  20. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    I think they'd sleep better now knowing what we're talking about! ;)
    Of course if anyone's curious...go buy the book...read something other than your computer screen now and then (but check MacRUmors every so often)!
     
  21. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    Re: Go to:

    ha ha ha.....I sent that url to a friend of mine...now I see the light!

    and to get back on subject....I checked that book out on amazon....looks very good! I think I'll look out for it this weekend at Barnes & Noble...
     

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