Why is it, that this one guy can single handedly take on a whole alien army? Right. That's one bit out of the way, but how the hell can he beat the army and turn/move as slowly as he does? They have some kind of warping/teleporting system but ships fly overhead without launching some big 1 hit kill missile at him. Are the Covenant suffering from tunnel vision? Some form of brain damage (though they do seem to speak quite good English, funny choice of language)? How they did get to where they were being such an under-developed race? Why can it only take Master Chief to take them down, surely with how rubbish the Covenant are they could just wipe them out easily without the need of a hero? Surely? Basically... Why are the Covenant so crap?