The power of Christ compels you!

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  1. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Hey, all you homosex-you-all types. You know y'all are living a sinful life. But wait, there is hope!

    [​IMG] Okay, maybe I wouldn't feel the same way if I were gay myself, but I find that so ridiculous it's hilarious. This guy should be writing for The Onion...or maybe he could be a preacher at Landover Baptist Church.

    I think the only thing funnier is the idea of all those gay folks tied to beds with their heads spinning, spewing pea soup.

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    Lou's a great guy. :D
     
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    Oooh, gay music! I wonder what that would be. I sure hope it doesn't include Judy Garland!
     
  4. emw macrumors G4

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    Huh, I was at a party at one of gay friends' houses a couple of weeks ago.

    I liked the music.

    I liked the drinks they were serving.

    I envied their recent travel experiences.

    I guess I need to be exorcised before I *gasp* become one of them. :rolleyes:
     
  5. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Watch out... I hear it's catching! Although if you're lucky you might get the lesbian form of it. :p
     
  6. emw macrumors G4

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    :eek:

    But... but... I already like women! Perhaps it's too late for me. Save yourselves!
     
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    Prognosis

    It seems I'll be consigned to the firey pit, but at least I'll be with all my friends. The prognosis for a successful reassignment was negative according to my psychotherapist.
    Grey Beard,
    Take a walk on the Wilde side
     
  8. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    I dunno hey, bloody homos, going round upsetting all these religious nuts :rolleyes: ...oh wait, carry on ;) :D
     
  9. dornoforpyros macrumors 68040

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    lifestyle ... once you enter into the culture, into the music, into the gay bars, into the gay literature, into the gay theater ... and gay travel ...


    I also hear gays have the best candy :p
     
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    proof that God does, indeed, have a sense of humor.
     
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    That's not pea soup... :eek: ;)


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  13. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    what's gay travel? are gays going to different destinations than i am, or are they going to the same places, but in some kind of gay fashion?
     
  14. emw macrumors G4

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    I believe that gay fashion is part of gay culture, not gay travel.

    Although I do envy my gay friends' taste in clothing too.

    I'm really in trouble.
     
  15. takao macrumors 68040

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    gay music, gay travel ... ROFL.. sadly no example were given


    that aside i really like the famous "incorrect" picture ;)
     
  16. solvs macrumors 603

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    I like to joke that I must be a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Must be all the lesbian's I've been around. All 1 of them. Maybe I know more of them than I realize.

    Oh, and... shut up Lou. :rolleyes:
     
  17. SummerBreeze macrumors 6502a

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    While they're at it, why don't they preform excorcisms (excercize?) on all those sinfull people that are having *gasp* premarital sex, everyone who practices a non-western religion (maybe even those damn catholics too), and all those idiots who are inexbicablly making God-like Bush's approval ratings go down?
     
  18. Thomas Veil thread starter macrumors 68020

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    You mean you've never been to Gay Land?

    You really must go, dahling! :D
     
  19. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    well, now you've got me curious (pun intended). tell me what a gay rollercoaster is like.
     
  20. greatdevourer macrumors 68000

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    What on earth is gay travel? 747s with rainbows on them? :p

    This dude is... in 1 word...wrong
     
  21. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Apparently, you are not the first person to wonder....

    http://www.gayrollerride.com/main.html

    :eek: :eek: :D

    P.S. ... I find this offensive as a psychotherapist. Who exactly are the therapists who are informing this person's opinion?
     
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    Some of my friends travel to gay-friendly resorts and stay in gay-friendly hotels. Hotels in particular, seem to be very important as many will not allow two men to share a bed... I don't blame my friends one bit for being a bit discriminating -- it's their holiday, their hard-earned money.
     
  24. Chip NoVaMac macrumors G3

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    I think Gay travel is referring to tours and trips that have hedonistic values according these holy rollers. Gay cruises with all that sex going on. Trips to P-Town with all that sex going on. Leather/Levi/Bear club weekends with all that sex going on.

    So I know see the problem is with sex. Then why not attack Str8's that go on cruises for sex? Or head out to Ocean City MD for sex? Or clubs like the Power Exchange that have weekends of sex?

    IMO it is envy (one of the deadly sins) that is driving some crazy about Gays. Why envy? Because regardless of the over all income level of the Gay population, they can have greater disposable income to enjoy life by. We have no children for the most part. So by some accounts we automatically have an extra $100-200K worth of spending power, since that is the cost of raising a child through 18 yo IIRC. Add to that we don't have to concern ourselves with college costs.

    So why is sex a seemingly a great part of being Gay? It could be the marginalizing the self worth of the Gay community. Without hope of legal recognition of same sex unions, there is little need socially for Gays to try to "mate for life". And given the divorce rate for Str8's, it seems that they can't get things right either.

    Just some random thoughts....
     
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    No str8's put a Cassanova of a captain on board and call it The Love Boat where it's an all-day-and-all-night love fest -- between men and women of course. And it's all OK as long as its 'between a man and a women'. :rolleyes:
     

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