The World's Funniest Joke!

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  1. peter2002 macrumors 6502

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    LONDON REUTERS - After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world's funniest joke was revealed on Thursday.

    More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it:

    "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

    He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
     
  2. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    So I read that on cnn - pretty damn stupid. They should have done something with monkeys and poop.....

    :p
     
  3. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Mmmmmm...not bad, but I'd hardly say it's the funniest thing I ever heard.
     
  4. szark macrumors 68030

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    Besides, if it was really the world's funniest joke, we'd all die laughing... :D
     
  5. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I don't know whether to laugh at the people who sent in the most frequently submitted joke, or to pity them.

    It's sort of sad that the largest number of people thought this was the funniest joke they'd heard.

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    And then there's the Canadian humor...
     
  6. Edge100 macrumors 68000

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    "brown and sticky?" now thats humour!

    Of course, I'm Canadian!
     
  7. diorio macrumors 6502a

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    I totally agree with dukestreet about the monkeys and the poop.:D
     
  8. krossfyter macrumors 601

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    that hardly got a laugh outa me.


    cnns all jacked.:p :D
     
  9. crassusad44 macrumors 6502a

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    You don't need jokes to get a laugh... Real stories are always best :D

    The Nacy missile cruiser USS Yorktown suffered a crippling system feilure when its Windows NT operating system tried to divide by zero. "Even a $3 calculator gives you a 'zero' and doesn't stop executing the next set of instructions", said an engineer with the Atlantic Fleet Technical Support Center. The ship ultimately had to be towed into the Naval base at Norfolk, VA.
     
  10. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    Listen to Bush Speak, it is all a joke.
    :rolleyes: He is such a moron, I can't even use my phone anymore, the FBI or CIA wire taped my phone, I get home and there is another cord... eh? :confused: They obviously think I'm a terriost. Morons, I am not a terriost!
    Oh well, I look up the company that made the wire Just to be sure.
    The sold 60,000 units of the wire to the CIA recently.
    Great. :mad:

    Back to the topic at hand
    If you have seen Monty Phython then That is the funnest joke, the one people die after hearing.
    After hearing Parts of it people die.
    Now That is funny.:D
     
  11. scem0 macrumors 604

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    ha. THats all it gets from me. Not a haha. Not a LMAO, not a ROFLMAO, not a hehe. just a ha.

    :D
     
  12. krossfyter macrumors 601

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    in my opinion Clinton is more of an ******* then bush could ever be... that is if we are talking about having not met any of them. Oh oh you started another bush clintion bash thing. its all blah blah blah you know. over done.
     
  13. funkywhat2 macrumors 6502a

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    i'm moving to sweden - socialism's easy, right? is sweden even the socialist country i'm thinking of? maybe that's canada(j/k)

    edit would someone mind telling me what the hell i just said. thank you.
     
  14. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    You think they just started listening to your phone line? And what do you have to hide???
     
  15. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    My personal Freedom, YEAH, I Almost forgot about that one! :(

    When the CIA starts bugging random peoples houses the goverment sucks.
    :firewall: You have been ping flooded 153 times
    :firewall: You have been port scaned 42 times.
    :Me: MOTHER F***ER!! :mad:

    IMO Clinton knew how things were supposto run in the goverment, if you listen to any on Bush's quotes they look really really bad lemme show you some examples...
    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - Bush
    "The future will be better tomorrow." -Bush
    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - Bush
    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Bush
    "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - Bush
    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Bush
    I mean Really, look at this...

    :confused: :eek: :rolleyes:
    Such a idiot :D
     
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  17. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    MrMacman,

    What's really bad is the Forest Gump quotes were a lot more literate than these.

    At least he's giving hope to the average, and some of the below average Americans.
     
  18. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    Only problem comparing Bush to Gump is Gump was a character in a movie who was a little on the slow side, but Bush is the 'leader of the free world'
    Which makes me wonder why the person with more votes doesn't get into office, that will be a later rant. ;)
     

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