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Discussion in 'Community' started by parrothead, May 4, 2004.
I found this website and had a good laugh, so I thought I would share.
well, that is truly on the stupid list in my favorites, right next to the exploding 20 dollar bills and the poop thread.
I'm abducted by aliens all the time. What's the big deal? Why do I have to get my implant removed?
You humans and your abduction stories. You got it all wrong..... err I mean... What abductions.
I'm probably confusing you with another human, but didn't it used to say under your user name that you were in Seattle as your location? Did something happen after you were abducted?
I love this quote from the site as a possible indicator for having been abducted:
"Sometimes streetlights turn off when I walk by."
SPARE ME! It's called coincidence and happens all the time - like, do you think that the streetlights stay ON all the time when you DON'T walk by? (of course, how would he know, unless he posted a friend by said streetlight(s) and reported back.) Sheeesh, the things some people "believe" - probably thinks that the 'fridge light doesn't really go off when he closes the door - and there our hapless chimp sits all night long, opening and closing the door REAL FAST to find the truth.
Oh, the truth is out there all right.
Cant i get my indicator replaced/upgraded? i dont want it removed
Also, Free Stickers!
OK, I've just got to ask: Is anyone else thinking about writing in for the free stickers? To see the information, click on the "Sedona" link in the Table of Contents, and then scroll up just a little bit (i.e. the info appears right before the "Sedona" section). If I weren't trying to get a security clearance for work I think I might try to get those.
P.S. Thanks for the link, parrothead, that makes my day.
I beleive it said Roswell, NM. Before
Maybe we should send a probe to see where they're keeping them
Damn, this is good stuff.
Tis from the site:
"When these various world governments continued to request only their technology, wanting nothing else to do with them, they discontinued their efforts." Can you guess where these governments finally got their space toys? You guessed it... from the Zetas!"
Guess those Zeta's are having trouble with THEIR version of a missle defense shield too!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Internet is 60% baloney, 38% idiots and 1% good stuff. The 1% difference is becasue the averages are not whole numbers, but are rounded.
What if the animals on Earth could use the Internet? Some of them might put up a website reporting shocking news about that superior species, those two-legged mammals that cover their bodies with cloth. Here's what they might report:
Shocking Truth Revealed!
The cloth-covered creatures have planted tracking devices on certain animals. They have been known to tranquilize animals, capture them, take them away, do tests on them, move them to new locations, and then unexplainably release them again. They even watch animal habits using cameras in flying things in the sky.
Skeptics among the animals would laugh at such stories and assume the photos of bears with tracking devices on their ears were simply clever fakes.
Now, what if plants could use the Internet? ...
It seems just silly, they are always looking for the gullible. That was nice for some comic relief from reality.
Porn is way more than one percent
yes, but most of the porn involves people who are made of <50% of their original parts (they're fake - baloney) or are idiots. so really, porn can take a huge percentage, but the way it's divided up, it's hard to put it all in the "good" category. ha!