Things I thought I'd never see nor hear...

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    You mean he gets all the rebound sex, then she'll leave before wanting a commitment? "Poor guy"?
     
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    Wow, he really brings out her....fake orange tan
     
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    WooHoo! Rebound and makeup sex are both something to revel in when available. Let him eat cake!
     
  8. PreacherKane macrumors 6502

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    Hot non-committal monkey sex, with a busty blonde? She's gonna spoil him for life.
     
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    Jessica Simpson is too stupid to be attractive.
     
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    Jessica Simpson is too attractive for it to matter if she's stupid, at least as far as rebound sex is concerned.
     
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    too true.
     
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    Life is tough, but someone has to do it! ;)
     
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    Too true.

    Wasn't she married? I dunno, I've stopped caring for celebrities since... well ever. I was confused as hell when folk was talking about Britney Spears and FedEX!

    Who's he by the way? John Mayer? Sounds like an island I've always wanted to visit (Jan mayer).
     
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    Frankly, I was expecting something much more interesting with a subject like "Things I thought I'd never see nor hear..." :p

    Apparently Gemini have a tendency to set themselves up for disappointment with their expectations, though. :D
     
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    I would.

    (oooh, I meant I "would" with Jessica Simpson, not the other way)

    Anyway, I can't wait for his next CD, where he sings about love, relationships, disappointment, heartache, and bustin' a nut on her forehead and making her giggle from the enjoyment.


    He looks like Edward Scissorhands.
     
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    Indeed he does without the white makeup. And I agree with almost everyone in the thread about the comments on Jessica Simpson. :D
     
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    Shouldn't this be "Things I wish I'd never seen nor heard."?
     
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    Jessica is a doll, if you guys call her stupid, what do you leave for her sister.

    I amm not saying she is smart. But she is just as stupid as...say: Britney Spears, or Jesica Alba. Fact is most of the female stars that aren't wise a*ses are air heads.:D
     
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    To be honest, I didn't even know who he was. I checked out the thread on him and it seems he is a singer/songwriter.
    She's probably tired of pretty boys and wanted a guy she could take home to mum.:D
     
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    Jessica has her 'blonde' moments but she still a doll .. IMHO

    as for lil sis ashley she's the air-head of the family .. i think the hair-dye soaked thru the skull affected her brain on how act in public :p





    True but Papa Simpson was angry with jessica for not taking new years eve gig in vegas .. Vegas went to brittany spears.. and Jessica partied in NYC wit Mayer and all for free :eek:
     
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    OK. Everyone who isn't jealous of him flash a red light below your avatar.
     
  24. PreacherKane macrumors 6502

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    We're not jealous of him, we're just worried to what will happen when she dumps him. He has tasted the good stuff, what's next for him?;)

    The good news is that any guy has got a chance now. Hurrah for the ordinary
    looking guy.:) :)
     
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    I read somewhere that when two people with ABSOLUTELY no talent at all have a child, the child is somehow smarter.
    If they have a child, the kid will have an IQ of perhaps 1,000.

    Yes, one with zero creative talent. AND he was nominated for most annoying-sounding singing voice each of the last 9 years.
     

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