1. People who litter, ESPECIALLY those who throw their cigarette butts out of the window of their car or off their balcony. It makes me want to pull them out of their car and then rip their ashtray out of the dashboard. "You weren't using this, so I'll be taking it now."
2. People who fail to signal turns and lane changes when driving. They put the blinky lights on your car for a reason, chimps. (Also, people who drive with their blinkers on for no reason.)
3. People who demand special government programs (like guaranteeing in-state tuition for illegal immigrants) that will benefit only them, at the expense of raising my taxes and the expense of all common sense.
4. People who let their dogs pee in the elevator (this happens in my building weekly, if not more frequently), ESPECIALLY if they don't come back right away and clean it up.
5. People who deface property. I can't tell you how many times an emergency exit sign has been ripped from the ceiling of my building, or even how often someone has stolen a fire emergency escape plan, just so they could take the 99¢ frame.
6. Delivery people (FedEx, mostly) who fail to deliver my package but claim that a delivery attempt was made, when I was here the whole time.
7. People who file frivolous lawsuits, or who abuse the system. (Anna Ayala, who was going to sue Wendy's, is a good example of this sort of person. Also, anyone who sues because they don't like the terms of a contract they signed willingly should be taken out and SHOT. Not killed, just shot, somewhere painful and slow to heal.)
8. People who drink and drive.
I think that's enough for now... I feel my blood temperature up already just from thinking about all of this.
