Think Different poem: redux

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by CortexRock, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. macrumors 6502

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    With gentle affection for some of my fellow MR users... no offence intended, just a bit of fun ;)

    Here’s to the crazy ones.

    The fanboys.
    The whiners.
    The students.
    The round pegs in the square holes.
    The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of buying products you can't easily hack.
    And they have no respect for iPhone firmware updates. You can flame them, laugh at them, multi-quote them,
    disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
    About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
    Because they create hundreds of threads on MacRumors every day telling you how hard done by they are.

    They whinge. They moan. They complain.
    They install multiple copies of OSX from one licence. They torrent. They moan about educational price discounts on world-class software.
    They push their post count skywards.

    Maybe they have to be crazy.
    How else can you expect to get something for nothing?
    Or buy an outdated product two days before a new one comes out?
    Or gaze at pictures of the fabled xMac and tell Apple they're daft for not making it?
    These kinds of people are tools.

    While some see them as the crazy ones,
    we see noobs.
    Because the people who are crazy enough to think
    they can demand a refund because of a product price drop, are the ones who do.
     
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    iBlue

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    I loved that, thanks. :D
     
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    rdowns

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    Bravo good sir (or madame). This is no doubt the Post of the Day.
     
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    MacNut

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    Give this person a prize.:)
     
  5. thread starter macrumors 6502

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    "He had a deep, booming voice my lord!"

    "So, a bit like mine then?"

    "No, my lord... a deep, booming voice."

    It's a sir - thanks both for the kind words! :D
     
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    mcarnes

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    :rolleyes: You brits.
     
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    twoodcc

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    i should have known....
     
  8. macrumors Core

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    A SlackBladder fan I see!
     
  9. thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Indeed... cunning as a weasel!
     
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    rdowns

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    Inivte this dude to the picnic.
     
  11. thread starter macrumors 6502

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    I have heard of this earth-thing called "picnic" - please supply more data! :p
     
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    Jasonbot

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    Wow, thats sums things up very well!
     
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    Mitthrawnuruodo

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  14. thread starter macrumors 6502

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    "Carol, please clear my diary... I've got fellow Mac addicts to meet." :D
     
  15. macrumors Core

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    this thread is full of win;
     
  16. macrumors regular

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    Where can i see pictures of this xMac thing?

    (i know its not real, just curios as to what the mock up looks like)
    :p
     
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    design-is

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    Just stumbled upon this and thought I'd mention I love it :)

    Bravo!
     
  18. thread starter macrumors 6502

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    And coming back to this thread just reminded me that I missed the 2008 picnic!

    Gonna have to fire my PA... wait... that's me... damn :(
     

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