Three cheers for Taco Bell sauce packets!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by jrv3034, Dec 10, 2002.

  1. macrumors 6502a

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    kylos

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    ...and stale peanut butter!! Tasty. And for a whole week. Everyone keep as many fast food condiment packs in your glove compartment; it may one day save your life.
     
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    Mr. Anderson

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    Wow, he is one lucky guy -

    It plunged 150 feet and hit a tree, destroying the headlights and horn.

    Taco Bell should use him as a spokes person :D

    D
     
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    pgwalsh

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    No, he's goint to sue Taco Bell for a severe case of firebutt.
     
  5. macrumors 6502

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    well...

    ... its probably a little dramatic to say he "survived" on the condements, but maybe if they hadn't found him for another week or two...

    I wonder were the poor guy went to the bathroom?

    :cool:
     
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    medea

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    well it wasnt even a week and you can survive for several days without eating, he had water (from the ice) so he was doing pretty good, without the warmth that eating gives you he probably couldnt have lasted much longer without freezing, but the little bit of peanut butter he ate probably helped him out a lot more than the sauce packets, there is no nutritional value to those things. glad hes alright though and hope he recovers well.

    oh and as far as the bathroom goes, urinating on yourself would probably feel nice and warm so......
     

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