tiger in 'porn' mode

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  1. camomac macrumors 6502a

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    i saw this today.. i thought it was pretty funny, check out this easy way to mod your Safari menu to say cool stuff…like “porn mode” instead of “privacy browsing”.
     
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  3. Lacero macrumors 604

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    That's hilarious. Replace an entire office's computers with the hacked version of Safari, and watch everyone's expression. LOL. :D
     
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  5. JDOG_ macrumors 6502a

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    Just did it to mine. My roommate's jaw nearly dropped :)

    Good times.
     
  6. BornAgainMac macrumors 603

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    Oh, I thought that Safari feature was intended for online banking, shopping, or web-email on a public Mac. So people use that feature for Porn? :rolleyes:
     
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  8. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Everybody knows that the real reason for the internet is for porn, everything else is considered extra features. :p
     
  9. Applespider macrumors G4

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    That is amusing...

    Just a thought, since in London at least, the Apple Store seems to have become home to every backpacker in town to check their email, I wonder if the Apple Stores are running Safari permanently in Private Browsing...
     
  10. virividox macrumors 601

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    that reminds me fo the mp3 'the internet is for porn' i cant seem to find it on my hard drive but its hilarious :)
     
  11. DXoverDY macrumors 6502a

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    if you had spotlight and correctly tagged mp3's... you could find that mp3 in about 3 seconds. :)

    Seems like you could just easily alter the .nib file .. renaming any interface item you want. (if they did this ignore me.. i didn't read the article :p)
     
  12. Nermal Moderator

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    Yeah, that's exactly what they did. I've done little 'mods' like that myself :)
     
  13. superbovine macrumors 68030

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    Naaa... it just a joke... No one looks at porn...
    :D
     
  14. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    haha, thats hilarious!

    just one more reason to upgrade to tiger :p
     
  15. Sogo macrumors 6502

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    I would change mine, but i don't have any developer tools...sadness on my part...
     
  16. Phat_Pat macrumors 68000

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    they are on the Tiger disc.
     
  17. realityisterror macrumors 65816

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    Steve needs his private time... if you know what I mean...

    reality
     
  18. Yaja123 macrumors regular

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    im going to add "PORN" to the subject of every thread i post!! LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF VIEWS this thread has had! :D
     
  19. BornAgainMac macrumors 603

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    Some topics to get you started:
    1) Create a Dashboard widget for porn.
    2) Using VoiceOver to navigate porn
    3) Encoding and viewing H.264 Porn video
    4) Syncing your Porn with .Mac
    5) Using iLife '05 with Porn
    6) Using FileVault with Porn
    7) Using the new DVD Player for Porn
    8) Core Image with Porn
    9) Automate downloading Porn with Automator
    10) 64bit Porn
     
  20. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Is the graphics card on my xxxx CorePorn compliant? :D

    So basically, you modify any menu item you want, in most (Cocoa at least) apps, this way, right? Meh.
     
  21. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    So what exactly is porn or privacy mode?

    I think I understand, but I'm curious on the specifics. I won't have Tiger until next week, I think...

    D
     
  22. Applespider macrumors G4

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    When you click on it, you get the following message - with the addition that it doesn't appear to store any cookies (the caveat being that if that site already has a cookie stored on your system, it will update), or any form information that you might enter while you're there. Sites which require cookies though still seem to work; they just don't get stored on your system when you leave 'private'

    It's also bizarre to see your History tab staying static from whenever you entered Private browsing mode although the back/forward buttons still work.

    It takes a few seconds (20-30 I guess depending on how long you were in private mode for) for Safari to take itself out of Private which I'm guess it uses to wipe the appropriate cookies/cache of pages etc.
     

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  23. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    #23

    It makes much more sense now, although I figured it did something like that, and its damn funny :D

    Thanks, D
     
  24. Plymouthbreezer macrumors 601

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    The song is "The Internet is for Porn" from the musical Avenue Q. I know everyword. Haha.
     
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