Today was a bad day because...

[MrSmith]

Because I spilled a Coke on my MBP...

...and the lid was open/closed*

*delete as applicable

 

[runplaysleeprun]

because someone stole my wii

 

[SkyBell]

Becasue my boyfriend broke up with me

 

[SkyBell]

*deleted*

 

[imacintel]

i broke the excape key on my new PB.
EDIT:

w00t 1500th post!

 

[thedude110]

Becasue my boyfriend broke up with me

Sorry, Cassie -- about the end of your relationship, and about being a day late in being sorry.

Anyway, forget him. Men are useless, and there's a better one for you, anyway.

 

[MrSmith]

Men are useless

Speak for yourself, buddy.