Tom Cruise is a DOUCHEBAG !

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  1. Sdashiki macrumors 68040

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    Now this is one libel case that would have been most entertaining to follow... Paramount are such spoilsports. :D
     
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    hehehehe, have these people never heard of Bittorrent?

    ps. I don't download Southpark. I don't like Southpark. I dont like Tom Cruise either, seems like another celebrity that's just lost the plot... again.
     
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    You may not like South Park, but this episode was amazing. I laughed so hard at the stuff they said about scientology. Then I check the web and most of what they said was true! It made the episode even funnier.
     
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    This bit cracked me up. Apologies to any scientologists lurking. :eek:
     
  7. XNine macrumors 68040

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    Eh, I agree. Total duchebag. He seems entirely fake when he's talking, like, he's acting in real life.

    It's unfortunate he gets to nail lil' Katie. She'd be much happier with a man of my caliber.

    I can't even remember the last movie he was in that I even liked. Vanilla Sky? Oh, wait, no that was crap.
     
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    That was one of the greatest South Park episodes ever, I wonder if Matt and Trey can sue to get the uncensored episode aired or do they not own the rights in europe?
     
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    What an idiot. All he is doing is ensuring that Matt and Trey will make fun of him again. And I hope they do...
     
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    Mods - please change the title of this thread to something not so blatently sexist as "Douchebag".

    Tom is amongst the worst actors ever, but your use of "douchebag" is offensive.
     
  12. DaveP macrumors 6502

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    Regardless of what adjective you use, I agree that he is an idiot and a jerk.
     
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    is douchbag really sexist? offensive. yes, maybe.
     
  14. Lau Guest

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    I was wondering the same thing. Unless I'm clueless, which is possible. It's kind of gross, but not sure how it's sexist.
     
  15. XNine macrumors 68040

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    And it's FUNNY!

    I say much worse every day. The F word. The C word. The #@$$^#@%@%#@%@%%@#%#@% word. I don't see how people are offended by thigns like this. People can say just about anything and it won't phase me.

    But yes, Tom Cruise SUCKSSSSSSSSSSS. I would like to kick his short-man syndrome's ass all over the place.
     
  16. Deefuzz macrumors 6502a

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    Agreed, I hope they make fun of Tom Cruise even more now.


    Oh and from Dictionary.com:

    1 entry found for douche bag.

    douche bag


    n : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas [syn: douche]

    So yeah, I don't really see how that is sexist either...Nor even really offensive. Seems about the same as calling someone an enema sack or something?
     
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    I feel honoured that this is an insult I've never heard of before. I have my suspicions as to its meaning but... [scurries off to UrbanDictionary.com]
    :rolleyes:

    Here we go... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche+bag

    For the Brits amongst us.
     
  18. clayj macrumors 604

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    Ugh. I hate Tom Cruise.

    The biggest problem for Paramount is that they produce both South Park (Comedy Central is owned by Paramount, which is owned by Viacom) AND Tom's M:I movies... so he has a lot of pull there.

    But yeah, he's still a litigious little piece of [self-censored]. He and his so-called religion are all welcome to burn in hell.
     
  19. Lacero macrumors 604

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    I actually like Tom Cruise. :eek:

    I studied up on Scientology but it wasn't for me, so if he believes in it, that's his right. I'm not a celebrity and I wouldn't know how to react if some cartoon poked fun of my sexual orientation, so I would probably sue, as well. If you were in his shoes, I'm not so sure you'd react as you are now. Oh well, just bringing some counterpoint to all the Tom-hating that's so fashionably in right now.

    Here's to the Crazy Ones [​IMG]
     
  20. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Tom Cruise is alrght, he can hold his own but boy didn't he have a nice 2005. All the hot chicks he dates and yet that lingers over him...oh well


    Bless
     
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    No Tom hating here- no Tom loving either -

    but I think he is in the wrong in this case.

    It is GREAT when you can collect millions for being in a movie and enjoy all the benefits of being a celebrity. But the other side is you get all those eyes on you. And some may not look kindly. I realize this is simpliflying things a great deal - but it is satire! Come on !
     
  22. Sdashiki thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Wow, since when is
    douchebag

    a "naughty" word, some people here are way too prissy for their own good.

    Anyway, Tom Cruise hasnt done a good movie.

    Though some argue Legend was good (go Devil Tim Curry!)

    other say Top Gun and Interview with the Vampire.

    and I might agree with a few, but as of late, he is a major douchebag.

    This south park thing is a good example. Did you see Paris Hilton, Barbara Streisand etc asking Paramount to stop showing the episodes starring themselves? No, im sure they made a huff, as anyone would I guess. But isnt parody a high form of flattery?

    Anyway he is a little girl, and a douche to boot. He "didnt like" how he was portrayed in the episode, "paramount help me my dignity, ouch"

    I mean cmon. WTF!?
     
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