Top 10 signs Jobs has joined Disney's Board of Directors

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  1. VanNess macrumors 6502a

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    Number 10: All Mickey Mouse images updated so he sports an iPod around his neck

    Number 9: New DisneyLand attraction: "Steve Jobs Wild Ride"

    Number 8: Microsoft now referred to as "The Lyin' King" at Apple

    Number 7: Apple announces two new Apple retail stores to be built in Los Angeles and Florida. When asked for specific locations, an Apple spokesperson simply replies "you'll see..."

    Number 6: New marketing campaign to replace "Magic Kingdom" with "Reality Distortion Field"

    Number 5: Black and white pictures of a bemused Walt Disney using an iMac.

    Number 4: Sleeping Beauty Castle replaces boring Home folder icon in OS X

    Number 3: Ghoulish figure of Bill Gates is added to the Haunted Mansion attraction terrifying visitors by announcing he's "super excited" that the next update to Windows is going to be released "really soon now..."

    Number 2: All buildings in Disney theme parks have new "Brushed Metal" look

    And the Number 1 sign that Jobs has joined Disney's Board of Directors...

    Macland!
     
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    Number 0: All Pixar employees required to whistle while they work.
     
  3. AtHomeBoy_2000 macrumors 6502a

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    That couldn't hurt a few of them...
     
  4. drumpat01 macrumors 6502

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    Number 1.5: instead of Mickey Mouse Ears hats, every one gets an iPod Shuffle.
     
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    Number 2.5: all ipod shuffle come with a removeable mouse ears or goofy ear/teeth.
    Number 3.5: The History of Apple ride

    Bless
     
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    Reason -1: Space Mountain becomes Steave Mountain
    Reason -2: Instead of Mr. Toads Wacky Ride, Mr. Steave's Wacky Ride
    Reason -3: Instead of ABC its MAC(Monopoly at California)

    Wow, I'm really not good at this.
     
  8. VanNess thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Number 4.5.2.2: Plans to revive the "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln" attraction are put on indefinite hiatus in order to make way for the all-new attraction "Great Moments with Mr. Jobs"
     

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  9. VanNess thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Forgot this one...

    Number 10.4.4: Disney changes it's pricing and stops charging admission to it's parks and begins charging .99 cents every time you go on a ride
     
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    If they start charging for individual rides, that will lead to the return of the (appl)E Ticket!

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    Or the (pix)A(r) Ticket!

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  11. VanNess thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Everybody knows what an "E" ticket ride is...:)
     

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    Number 5.5: Above characters' named changed to Mackey Mouse and Macmini Mouse.
     
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    LOL! best one yet..:p
     
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    Yes, but how many belly buttons will the Disney mice have?
     

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