Top 30 facts about Chuch Norris

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by kgarner, Nov 18, 2005.

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    kgarner

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    I saw this on del.icio.us and thought of katie ta achoo's avatar. Some of these are laugh out loud funny. My favorite:

    Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $@#% out of little kids.
     
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    EJBasile

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    Chuck Norris is my hero. I have a picture of him on my desk, on my dresser, and in my car. I also have room in my house as a shrine to him.

    Why are so many people obsessed with him?
     
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    feakbeak

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    Good question.
     
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    clayj

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    Hey, all I know is that I am better than Chuck Norris. Just ask Katie. :)
     
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    Abstract

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    HahaAhAHhAHA!hahAH!!AH
     
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    Bern

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    Isn't that Cheech Norris? :D
     
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    Kobushi

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    Actually, it was because of this thread that KT changed her tar.
     
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    Hilarious:D


    My favourite
     
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    jefhatfield

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    before chuck norris became a spokesperson for a well known deoderant company, and thus got free product, he never had to use his martial arts skills to subdue an enemy...true story
     

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