Top Ten Rush Limbaugh excuses

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  1. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I don't have them :D , I just thought maybe we could beat Letterman to the punch and come up with the

    Top Ten Rush Limbaugh Excuses for Mocking Michael J. Fox:

    10. Rush wasn't imitating Fox's shaking; he swallowed one of his cigars and had a violent nicotine spaz-out.
    9. Viagra overdose made every part of him want to stand up.
    8. He was being mugged by The Invisible Man during the broadcast.
    7. Rush wasn't shaking...that's just what Jell-O does when it moves.

    Okay, I started. Now it's your turn. ;)
     
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    please don't compare rush to me!

    don't quit your day job to become a comedy writer. ;)

    top 10 lists are hard. in school i had to do a top 25 list, assuming that 10 (or less) would be funny... most kids had a hard time coming up with 5 really good ones, on a topic of their choosing.
     
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    6. Nobody told him that the macarena fad was over.
     
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    haha. i definitely like 9 and 6, i'm not familiar enough with the invisible man to get that reference.
     
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    4. Rush has Parkinson's himself and this is his way of disguising it.
     
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    Yeh. Ive never seen him either.
     
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    ;)

    3. Rush's chair is an exercise ball and he bounced up and down just a little too hard.
     
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    *smirk* :p
     
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    Who is this Limpbone guy anyway?

    Is he wailing on Marty?

    Because if he is... :mad:
     
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    Rush Limbaugh is a right wing conservative radio talk show host. Michael J Fox appeared in an ad for senate candidate Claire McCaskill in support of her and stem cell research. Since Fox has parkinsons, he was shaking pretty badly. Limbaugh went on his radio show and said how Fox was faking it just to send a political message because Limbaugh is a worthless jackass.
     
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    He's a 'Prick' and can't help it, so stop picking on him. Didn't anybody ever tell you it's rude to pick on the inflicted.

    There's no known cure for being a 'Prick' yet, as scientist cannot determine if it's genetic or a result of the sufferers environment. But great strides are being made in the understanding of the 'Prick' illness and finding a cure through stem cell research is a...oh! :eek:
     
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    I thought a baseball bat with nails in it was a good cure for 'terminal prickness'
     
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    It's long term effectiveness has yet to proven.

    Although, when used at small regular intervals, there are visible improvements in the sufferer's behaviour. ;)
     
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    Oh right. In that case I may need to up the dosage on my... er... 'patients'.
     
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    I think a few of you guys are in the wrong thread. ;)
     
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    2. Rush was going through Oxy withdrawals (dt's):D
     
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    Biff stole the De Lorean again to go back and tell Rush he was faking it.
     

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