UK Big Brother...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by AlBDamned, May 18, 2006.

  1. AlBDamned macrumors 68030

    AlBDamned

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    New series has started. I hate it, but my housemates and I can't help watching it. I think it's the sheer shock value!

    So far, we have:

    * an oversexed midlands girl called Bonnie (though she pronounces it as Bonner)

    * a guy with teretts

    * an "english born, Scottish Paki Poof" (his words)

    * A public schoolboy called George who's tenuously linked to the Royal Family

    oh boy...
     
  2. XIII macrumors 68040

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    After a week or so, if people say its good, I may put myself through watching one episode. I doubt people will say its good, however...
     
  3. SpaceMagic macrumors 68000

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    Hey! I'm watching it right now!!

    That guy who hates women is a KN*B.
     
  4. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    It's one of those things you end up watching, and you feel annoyed with yourself for doing so. :eek:

    They're not all in yet and already you can see some people who are going to rub certain other people up the wrong way. I wonder how many of them we'll have forgotten by the end of the summer?
     
  5. AlBDamned thread starter macrumors 68030

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    I think the initial first reaction to all of them is always pretty bad but yup, that guy seems a cut above (or below :confused: ).

    Er... the next guy is a "sexual terrorist" who "loves big dumb men like firemen" and "has tried to seduce a corpse."

    Holy crap.
     
  6. AlBDamned thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Lisa the upholsterer next.

    On a separate note, the house looks pretty techno-oriented. Lot's of Neon (can that really be trendy again now?!)
     
  7. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    This is the best news ever. Now I might have to watch.

    OMFG, did I just see a 'human' barbie doll?

    edit: bloody hell, wtf is wrong with this one, no one's gonna fall in love with you, luv.
     
  8. AlBDamned thread starter macrumors 68030

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    So far he's been the highlight. I'm not convinced that he's genuine, but he is coming across as pretty nucking futz.
     
  9. Lau Guest

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    Is that like Tim the Enchanter? :p
     
  10. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    And finally Nikki, who – and I quote – "hasn't had a good shag in six months."

    Just the sort of girl you'd take home to meet your mum. :p
     
  11. kretzy macrumors 604

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    I must say, there's nothing quite like Big Brother to stimulate the synapses. Though yours sounds far more interesting. Our lot is just a bunch of bogans.
     
  12. AlBDamned thread starter macrumors 68030

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    LOL :D

    What is the difference between a bogan and a bevan anyway?!
     
  13. kretzy macrumors 604

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    I've not heard of a bevan. :eek: But the description of a bogan in Wikipedia cracks me up - well worth the read. :D
     
  14. nw43 macrumors regular

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    Yep, I wasn't going to watch but just ended up watching the entire launch episode........ :rolleyes:

    I have to say they are an odd bunch, especially the tourettes guy who seems to be going for some crazy mix of Lee Evans and Hunter S Thompson in Fear and Loathing.
     

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