I hasten to add, the above title is not a euphenism. I'm going to start a local magazine (well, more of a 'zine) about people who grow vegetables in the middle of cities, people with allotments, or basically anyone who wants to grow something for themselves, but doesn't fit in with the usual gardening community of dahlias and chrysanthemums. It's starting off as a small run I'm going to screen print at college, but I'd love it if it took off further. Now, as us mac users are an unconventional lot, I reckon some of you will have been up to some interesting gardening in your time . I'd love to hear your stories, thoughts, and suggestions for use in the magazine, and I would obviously reward you with a copy of the first run (I'm happy to send worldwide) if I use your story. Please post below, PM me or visit www.laurabarnard.co.uk/fork.htm for more information. Thanks everyone!