Unicorn Lair Found in North Korea

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    obeygiant

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    Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK

    Seems pretty reliable!
     
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    Unicorns have lairs? Thought that was more a dragon thing. Mostly because dragons are more rad, and are thus more deserving of a lair.
     
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    In Korea is a unicorn something other than a horse with a horn?
     
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    MisterKeeks

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    If it says "Unicorn Lair" on the front, what else could it be?
     
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    Renzatic

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    I've always wanted an excuse to post this comic somewhere. Shame unicorns don't come up all that often...

    [​IMG]

    I dunno why, but I bust a gut laughing every time I see this. Maybe I have a really lame sense of humor or something.
     
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    Don't go in! Haven't you heard the story about Charlie the Unicorn?
     
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    I must admit I was cynical when I started reading, but if the Director of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences reckons it's a proper unicorn lair then I'm convinced.
     
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    I have now. Thanks. ;)

    Only in the NK, or China, you say? Good thing.
     
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    Agreed.

    My faith in the fantastic is restored. Wonderful.....
     
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    Right, then they suck your breath in the Night.
     
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    So that's where that charlatan Zahi Hawass ended up!
     
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    Don't panic

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    i guess i should look up a korean recipe to cook this
    [​IMG]
     
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    twietee

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    So does it come back and kick out evil King Haggard??
     
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    Unicorns...

    Have you ever noticed that these finds are never in North America? Apparently unicorns died out before making it across the Bering Strait. :(
     
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    Seems legit
     
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    no you don't, and thanks I just spilt my beer.......:D
     
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    I totally thought this was about Unicorns... like the mythical creature. Man was I wrong.
     
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    Now they just need to find Candy Mountain!
     
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    obeygiant

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    Sure Charlie! lol
     
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    Who is the victor in an epic battle between a sasquatch and a unicorn?:eek:
     
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    I purchased some from Amazon, but sent it back. It is not grass-fed or free range nor organic. It is full of salt, sugar and preservatives and fat. In fact, I think it is re-labelled Spam or the horse DNA meat they found mixed in hamburger in Ireland recently.
     
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    We all would be the victors, Joe. We all would be.
     

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