US man uses pizza in self-defence

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    This cracked me up when I saw it!
     
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    Absolutely amazing! Good on him really, glad to here they didn't get anything off him, apart from a rather hot pizza :p
     
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    Hey Tony, he took out a piece from the pizza box, what could I do... A gun, No Tony a pizza...
     
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    Abstract

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    This is a really good method for getting free pizza. Hmmm.....
     
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    Ooh, now the TSA is gonna ban carry-on pizzas on all airline flights in the US. :eek:
     
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    maybe all the teens wanted was the pizza anyways:D
     
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    That's thinking outside the box for ya..

    :D
     
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    william sire

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    anything can be a weapon
     
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    gilkisson

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    "Thanks for calling Dominos. Can I help you?"

    Yes, I'd like a large pizza, please.

    "Ok sir, we'll have to your house on... let's see, next Wednesday."

    WHAT! I'm hungry now!

    "Yes sir, but there is now a 10-day waiting period on pizza purchases, since they have been designated Assault Foods..."

    click.
     
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    NOOOOO!
     
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    lmao ...stupid teens
     
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    gilkisson

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    That fan was saying, "Thank you for the pizza! I love you! "...:D
     
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    Did he force the attacker to attempt to eat the whole American pizza and die in the process?
     
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    lol where else in the world would food become such an important part of your life that you could actually use it to save it?:p
     
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    I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!
     
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    Well, at least he didn't go off half-baked.
     
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    gilkisson

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    Cheesey. Extra cheesy.
     
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    I'm not known as mouse for nothing. [​IMG]
     
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    Pepperoni and jalapeño makes your eyes water? Wussy. :p
     
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    The pizza is mightier than the sword.
     
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    Well, I'm sure he'd have felt much more comfortable with a concealed-carry Kielbasa. But some people don't get to choose.
     
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    "Take THAT!" smack! :D
     

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