US plans stealth shark spies

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  1. Kernow macrumors 65816

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    Full article here

    :eek: soon they'll be making sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads :p ;)
     
  2. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    anything with 'fricken lazer beams' rocks.

    creating monster sharks does not rock. i would have to say i'm against this.
     
  3. takao macrumors 68040

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    lol seriously what a strange plan ... remote controlled sharks ? looks like somebody in the pentagon doesn't know where to put all that extra money
     
  4. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    i don't think there is any extra money. i think they just want an excuse to inflate the budget even more.
     
  5. iJon macrumors 604

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    As Steve Zizzou would say, "The dolphins are suppose to be intelligent although I've never seen any evidence of it."

    This article reminds me of a couple of months back when scientists could control a cockroach using the same methods. They could make it walk left, right, forward and jump backwards.

    jon
     
  6. Nickygoat macrumors 6502a

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    They're already using dolphins so it's the next logical step.
    Can't say I'd like to be the one putting in these things though :eek:
    Deep Blue Sea?
     
  7. Unorthodox macrumors 65816

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    Take that you damn terrorist! Just try to go swimming. Come on, I dare ya!
    Prepared to gat mauled be my mutated shark. :p
     
  8. OnceUGoMac macrumors 6502a

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    Okay, so are they going to be used in coastal areas? I could have sworn we already had something that does the same task. I can't remember though...



    Oh yeah, the [​IMG]!
     
  10. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Osama's gonna need a bigger boat...
     
  11. OutThere macrumors 603

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    My first impression:
    http://imdb.com/title/tt0149261


    My second impression:
    They would probably kill tons of sharks by swimming them into places that they can't survive in...places that the shark knows to stay out of on its own, but humans know nothing about.
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Shark mind control? I'm against this because I'm against this sort of animal cruelty. Other types are ok, but not this kind! :mad: No seriously, they shouldn't be able to plant things in the brains of animals and try to take advantage of them. There would be a massive uproar if they did this to humans, but I don't see why it's ok if we use sharks.
     
  13. Macmaniac macrumors 68040

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    "Now you see #2 they will be trapped in this tank full of sharks with "lasers" attached to their head"
     
  14. CompUser Guest

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    Ok doctor evil
     
  15. thedude110 macrumors 68020

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    Not only using dolphins -- they might have lost a bunch during Katrina!
     

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