Vanilla Pudding Robbery

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  1. mgargan1 macrumors 65816

    mgargan1

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    #1
    Yea, so my mom's friend emailed this out to everyone...

    Vanilla Pudding Robbery

    This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted
    from an article which appeared in the Little Rock
    Observer about a bank robbery on Jan 2.

    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight,
    their efforts at disabling the security system got
    underway immediately. The robbers, who
    expected to find one or two large safes filled
    with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
    hundreds of smaller safes throughout
    the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
    combination, and inside they found only a small
    bowl of vanilla pudding!

    As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one
    robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
    The robbers opened up a second safe,
    and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
    The process continued until all safes were opened.
    They did not find one dollar, a diamond, or an
    ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
    covered bowls of pudding.

    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
    leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
    uncomfortably full stomach.

    The newspaper headline read:

    ARKANSAS' LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED
    EARLY THIS MORNING...
     
  2. Sean7512 macrumors 6502a

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    I never saw that yet...I thought it was quite hilarious. I have my doubts about that being true, but it would be funny :D
     
  3. mufflon macrumors 6502

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    clickety


    reference seems to prove it being an urban legend... ... funny though :)
     
  4. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    Exactly. I'd hate to think they'd found chocolate pudding. :eek:
     
  5. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

    CanadaRAM

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    And seeing as sperm is kept frozen at near Absolute Zero in liquid nitrogen... the story is a lame attempt, worthy of a 13 year old, maybe.
     
  6. brad.c macrumors 68020

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    At best, change it to Frozen Yogurt.

    EDIT: Ewwwww.
     

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