Want to prevent Prostate CA, unique

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  1. wdlove macrumors P6

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  2. pivo6 macrumors 68000

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    I can picture my wife rolling her eyes after I show her this.:D
     
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    Without reading it, I can already sense that this is the masturbation article. ;)

    Abstract: "When I grow up, I'm going to be an oncologist."

    Mom: "Good luck jerking off, son. Practice practice practice."

    :D
     
  5. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    he he...this is certainly one of the most interesting things I've heard lately... ;)
     
  6. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

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    Well jeez, with thoes kind of statistics i just may live forever :D:D;)
     
  7. tazo macrumors 68040

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    well we all knew it was good for stress relief.... :)

    and not for under 18? ;)

    I liked Jay Leno's joke about the study yesterday:
    "..this study may prove that Pamela Anderson has saved more lives than many surgeons..."

    :)
     
  8. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    Now we have a legitimate reason to masturbate. It's more than just sex with the one that you love! I'm wondering also what my wife will say!
     
  9. tazo macrumors 68040

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    Lol there are so many things i could say...

    none of them appropriate :)

    Hey if its proven to be healthy for us then why not? We already got people eating weeds "believing" them to be healthy :)
     
  10. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    I won't talk about this with my girlfriend, she would get crazzy and will not leave me alone... but I can talk about it with some other girls "please, lets do it for my health":D
     
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  12. BaghdadBob macrumors 6502a

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    This...may be the bast news for menkind since...well, ever.

    Anyway, I love how it takes a scientist to figure stuff like this out:

    Der...really?
     
  13. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Even though I had seen the article.

    I couldn't help think that would be an awful name for a city in CA. But at least it would be rather unique.
     
  14. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    A new weight loss program for girls, interesting. Maybe NOW would approve of this one, nah maybe not! :p
     
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    I was pissed off when those "booze is good for your health" studies came out because they included the disclaimer that it was moderate amounts of hooch that would keep you going and if used in excess it was worse than no booze at all.

    I'm happy to see no such disclaimer here.
     
  17. BaghdadBob macrumors 6502a

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    HA! That's a funny one! Maybe they'd issue a grant to synthesize it, so as to save women the utter humiliation and degredation...
     
  18. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

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    BAD IDEA
    if they want it they need to "extract" it therselves :D:)
     
  19. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    humiliation? degredation?

    we obviously don't know the same women...;) :D ;) :eek: :D
     
  20. BaghdadBob macrumors 6502a

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    Don't be too sure of that :D

    I was speaking from NOW's point of view.
     
  21. Kwyjibo macrumors 68040

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    this is even better than my failsafe plan if my parents ever accidentaly walked in. It used to be Tom Green's I'm checking my balls for cancer. this is great, i'm fighting prostate cancer now..


    also to wdlove not to be mean but since when does CA mean cancer, perhaps its an abbreviation in the medical field but when i first saw your thread I thought it was one of those way libreal towns in california...if i'm alone i'm alone
     
  22. tazo macrumors 68040

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    I had the same thought, errm ok WDlove went to Prostate, California :)
     
  23. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    Hey hey hey, I don't think mastrubation is illegal now a days, well unless you live in Texas or what not. :rolleyes:

    And you don't think they know the side effects?

    You know what, SEX stops cancer, it aint mastubation, it is anything that allows you to release. I mean if the prostate isn't going to be used, yes you will have a higher chance for cancer, its like not using your :name body part: it will be functionless when you try using it again.
     
  24. wdlove thread starter macrumors P6

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    I'm sorry, I didn't mean to confuse anyone. I do use it as a medical abbreviation. My thought was to make the heading as short as possible!

    It is ejaculation no matter the method that is thought to prevent Prostate Cancer. I totally agree that sex with your significant other is the preferred method!
     
  25. BaghdadBob macrumors 6502a

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