Were the Seven Dwarfs gay?

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by emw, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. emw macrumors G4

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    There are things you read and just shake your head...

    Link (you may need a free login).

    :rolleyes:
     
  2. iGary Guest

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    Well considering Spongebob Squarepants and Tinky Winky are gay....

    Why hasn't the religious right gone after Bert and Ernie - the took baths together!
     
  3. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    I've seen a (German?) cartoon version which (more than) suggests that they are not gay... far from it actually... :D
     
  4. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    Didn't they actually say that Bert was gay and he died of AIDS?

    There's always going to be some crackpots that complain about something that they perceive as incorrect. For example, I think GWB is a ****ing moron and cannot believe that he was hired AGAIN. Me = crackpot. Anyway, I think these people should accuse Paul Bunyan of bestiality, after all, his 'best friend' was a giant blue ox. Clearly he has an 'animal banging agenda'.

    Jackasses.

    Nice find of the article though, really makes me smile. I was getting worried that the number of 'tard eediots in the US was dropping!
     
  5. ziwi macrumors 65816

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    Then what about the Lone Ranger? He must of had a double agenda - Silver and Tonto. ;) or maybe Kirk, Spock and Bones - the fearsome Threesome, or even Big Bird and Snuffy, or how about Batman and Robin, sheesh next they will be saying that Michael Jackson has some kind of agenda - ;)
     
  6. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Taking a classic like snow white and making an issue of it is ludicrous. Bleh...that just really annoys me. Some people need to find a real hobby.

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  7. takao macrumors 68040

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    ridiculous ...is perhaps the only word needed for that

    some people really have way too much time on their hands...
     
  8. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    This is probably the same group that was boycotting stores saying happy holidays.
    The 7 dwarf were obviously transexuals! Good grief I thought everyone knew that.


    Sleepy was tired from all the sex
    Doc kept'm in AZT and penicillan
    Sneezy was a coke addict
    dopey-well thats why they call it dope!
    bashful was that way because he had not had the "operation" yet
    Happy, had the operation!
    Grumpy was in need of hormones


    edit, Was snow white just a cross dresser in drag?
    (sorry had to do that!)
     
  9. Applespider macrumors G4

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    I've seen that too - in Amsterdam... I've never heard Snow White and Seven Dwarves in the same light since.

    If the dwarves weren't gay then I feel desperately sorry for them; stuck in the middle of the woods without any women around until Snow White showed up. Then again, their decor does kinda go against the gay stereotype - no job on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy for those dwarves! :)
     
  10. iGav macrumors G3

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    I've never seen Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
     
  11. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    That is very, very, sad. It is a good story and you should rent it.

    I have it on DVD for my 3 girls, they love it.
     
  12. emw thread starter macrumors G4

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    Actually, neither have I. We have the DVD, but the part with the witch scared my youngest daughter, so she's been unwilling to watch it even though she's older now.

    Which I guess is a good thing - I wouldn't want to expose her to that kind of entertainment... :D
     
  13. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Since same-sex individuals interacting apparently promote a homosexual lifestyle, and members of the opposite sex interacting clearly promote promiscuity, I propose that all cartoons, from now on, involve a large rock which rolls around telling Bible stories and crushing children once they reach puberty, thus ensuring that they die "pure".

    :rolleyes:
     
  14. takao macrumors 68040

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    me neither ... never was shown on tv...as far as i know

    but i'm pretty sure disney made the story a bit more kid friendly and excluded the "stepmother has to dance with heated up/red glowing iron shoes untill she dies" part from the end ;)
     
  15. JonoColesUK macrumors member

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    Jeez poor guys


    They had it bad enough before with the whole "being midgets" thing...


    Imagine all the stick they must get now.
     
  16. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    LOL! Pure entertainment genius. Can we call it "Jebus Boulder"?
     
  17. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    Frankly with the current trend of the gay fad in telelvison and movie production in the US, you'd think their agents would be getting them more gigs then ever before! Wasn't that Sneezy in Goldmember?
     
  18. emw thread starter macrumors G4

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    Not sure I can support something that promotes rock and roll.
     
  19. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Or Rolling Rock - since alcohol is evil. I should have put more thought into it; it's just hard to think like a fundamentalist, since their way of thinking doesn't seem to involve actual thought. Perhaps a show about falling Bibles, burning with righteous anger, that smite children when they think impure thoughts?
     
  20. emw thread starter macrumors G4

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    Hmmm. Not bad - I can get over the violence thing since it is enforcing such a good message. But I don't think it should be limited to children, it should be open to striking everyone but clergy (since we know they're pure) and perhaps Republicans, since ultimately they have our best interests at heart.
     
  21. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    I vote we just skip to the crushing people part. Easier to decide posthumously if they were pure or not. :p
     
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    as far as i remember they did and if you watch them now they don't sleep in the same bed anymore. :rolleyes: i want to meet every one of these people who take everything from my youth and twist and distort it and punch them in the eye. there is absolutely no need for this crap and i'm getting real sick of it.
     
  24. takao macrumors 68040

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    brawahahahaha ... boy i shouldn't have clicked on that link when eating cornflakes nearly ruined my keyboard ... the cheesy trailers alone are worth it
     
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    This is so much better than the (untrue) rumor I heard about the dwarves being the seven stages of cocaine addiction... They're queens? All right! Dwarf queen disco party!
     

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