What a horrible start to today!

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  1. imacintel macrumors 68000

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    Well, I was toasting a bagel, and when it finished it popped up normally. but I burnt my hand when i tried to get it out! That burn made me jump and sent a knife or two to my foot! Now one of my toes has a nice big cut. :( Along with yesterdat, when it was so icy and slippery i fell 5 times.


    Sorry, I needed to vent.
     
  2. ozontheroad macrumors 6502

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    doh!

    Suggestion: pick a good book and don't leave your home mate.

    (be careful paper-cuts are but a page away)
     
  3. shecky Guest

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    in soviet russia, bagel toasts YOU!


    ::: coughs :::


    erm. ok. ill stop doing that.
     
  4. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Its ok mate-i was the one who is trying not to do it...
     
  5. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Wow! :( I hope your day does a lot to make up for it! That sounds painful! :(
     
  6. ziwi macrumors 65816

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    Hey, it could have been worse...the toaster could have caught fire and burned down your place or you could have sliced off a toe or two with the knife dropping...(just trying to build the worst case scenario so you can feel better about your day...;) )
     
  7. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    My PowerBook could get here a bit faster! That would make my day...


    Evil fedex says:

    November 17 is your estimated date of arrival.

    Yesterday it sayd the 15th, now its saying it will arrive in St. Paul MN on that day now!:mad:
     
  8. MarkCollette macrumors 68000

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    Duct tape padding all over your body. Avoid fire, electricity, ice, and motorcycles for the next 48 hours.
     
  9. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Meh.I don't really feel like that-plus you told me to avoid electricity.I have today off, and would like to play on my iMac all day. :)
     
  10. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Maybe when it shows up, it will be an MBP! :D
     
  11. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    I wouldn't like that, its a 12 inch and I wanted a 12 inch...
     
  12. AlexH macrumors 68000

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    Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you... :D
     
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    Beware soft round bread products... #2 biggest killer of people aged 2-200. :D
     
  15. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Wow. I never knew that.


    You guys were actually the first I have told!
     
  16. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Well...tommy's toe is healing, and now my thumb doesn't hurt. :) Odd thing is, when I broke my toe(not in this incident,long story) and laughed at the fact.:confused: Now this happens and I feel in an absolutely horrid state of pain. Glad it's better.
     
  17. hana macrumors regular

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    And as we are (or are about to) now in the midst of Sunday morning, let us have a moment of silence for all the poor souls who will have the common Sunday morning accident of cutting their hands while slicing a bagel....and going ot the ER. :eek:
     
  18. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    I understand the irony that is November 11, and Remembrance Day, but still. From what I know, people dont like knives on feet.:eek:

    I hope everybody did the moment of silence for all of the real horrid things that have happened..
     
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    It better have been a bagel with everything. Those are the ****.
     
  21. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    I guess telling you how bad bagels are for you wouldn't really make your day any better.
     
  22. tech4all macrumors 68040

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    That's sounds so painful having a burnt hand and cut on your foot. :(

    For me whenever I even think of paper cut it hurts. Those have to be one of the most painful cuts.

    Why is that?
     
  23. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I'm glad you asked this very important question.

    I love all bagels, but if you just want the tastiest, the tastiest bagel is probably a toasted chocolate chip bagel with butter, or a toasted chocolate chip bagel with peanut butter. :eek:


    Yes, why is it so unhealthy? It might be healthy if you don't eat the ones I eat.
     
  24. Dagless macrumors Core

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    Oh! reminds me of the time I took a can of Coke to my room. Put it beside my PowerBook, shunted something, slipped, knocked the can, went everywhere, rushed to fix it, accidentally PUSHED the can into a speaker. yea.
    Sounds like death is out to get us :D
     
  25. imacintel thread starter macrumors 68000

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    I belive it was a blueberry bagel... One good thing is it was a rownded surrated steak knife. Still hurts, but at least it doesn't have the sharp tip.

    BTW don't ask for pics, you can't see it anymore. :)
     

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