what a man who's given up beer, gambling and golf looks like

Discussion in 'Community' started by cb911, Sep 23, 2004.

  1. cb911 macrumors 601

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    #1
    just got this joke off the back of a piece of junk mail. a pretty good one, so i thought i'd share it here.


    a pretty good one, eh? :D LOL
     
  2. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Good one. :)

    But if you let me keep my beer, I may end up looking like one of these guys...

    *shudders*
     

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  5. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    Damn laywers. I have a good medical joke, but it is kind of disgusting...anyone up for it?
     
  6. cb911 thread starter macrumors 601

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    he he. :D good one.

    yeah, give us the medical jokeMechcozmo, i've had lunch, but just hurry up and post it before dinner. :eek: :p
     
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    Disgusting jokes are the best kind. If someone isn't offended or grossed out, its usually when jokes aren't "laugh-out-loud" funny. ;) Subtle jokes are great too, but my appendix doesn't hurt from those types of jokes, y'know?

    Anyway, lay down the medical joke for us.
     
  8. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Bring it on! Attorney joke rawks BTW :D
     
  9. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    Whats an auditor?
    Someone who comes along after a battle and bayonets the wounded.

    Whats a lawyer?
    Someone who follows and auditor and picks over the bodies.
     

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