What are the bases in looove?

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  1. goodtimes5 macrumors 6502a

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    I've heard too many interpretations of the whole first base, second base, etc. when it comes to dates and relationships and such. I just wanted to set the facts straight.

    What does each base represent?
     
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  3. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    The man doesn't know what he's talking about! ;)

    I learned it as the four "F's" - frenching, fingering (meaning touching with a finger, in this case), feeling, ****ing.

    Alternate version - french kissing, hands under the shirt, hands down the pants, and finally sex.

    As you can, there's no universally accepted answer here, though most people agree that "1st" = kissing and "home" = sex.
     
  4. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Us Australian play cricket, not baseball. So, we only have two bases:

    1. Handshake

    2. Crotch pummelling.
     
  5. Dr. Dastardly macrumors 65816

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    I would think fingering and feeling would be flipped. :p

    Whoa say that three times fast.
     
  6. zelmo macrumors 603

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    ROFL! I think I''m going to start playing Cricket! :D
     
  7. ohcrap macrumors 6502a

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    I think it's Frenching, Fondling, Fingering (as in "prepping it" lol), and Facial, I mean ****ing. :D
     
  8. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    You'd better start training. Score two or three runs in baseball, and you're a hero. You're going to have to hit it about 100 times to be impressive in the cricket world! :eek: :eek: :D
     
  9. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    We've just got higher standards, that's all. :p
     
  10. OnceUGoMac macrumors 6502a

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    Originally, it was Kissing, Fondling, Fingering, and Sex.
    After Monicagate, Gen Y changed it to Kissing, Fondling, Oral, and Sex.
    That's what I gather from talking to people from my generation and above and Gen Y.
     
  11. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    True, true, but then your cricket teammates catch it barehanded...we Americans definitely recommend using a glove unless you really know your teammates well! :D

    Ahhhh, wasteland, wie ich liebe Dich.
     
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    never know whats going to show up in the community section, eh?

    i've always head to it refered to as the 4 F's...

    why do you ask?
     
  13. goodtimes5 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    For future reference. Just one of the necessities of life, yknow.
     
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    Very special...hehe
     
  16. tpjunkie macrumors 65816

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    yeah, the four F's work well, especially as you can throw a sloppy in there to indicate oral activities as well.
     
  17. superbovine macrumors 68030

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    i am still laughing at the Crotch pummelling comment.
     
  18. kalisphoenix macrumors 65816

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    1st -- Kissing
    2nd -- Fondling
    3rd -- Sex
    Home -- Her bringing you a beer and cleaning the house.
     
  19. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Largemouth, Smallmouth, Striped and Spotted

    Oops sorry, that's the 4 Basses of love.
     
  20. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Data, Customer, Fan and Road

    Fender Precision, Fender Jazz, Rickenbacker, and Double

    Adenine, Thymine, Cytosine, and Guanine

    NaOH, Mg(OH)2, KOH, NH4OH

    Binary, decimal, octal, hexadecimal
     
  21. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Damn, that's kinky! :eek: :eek: :D
     
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  23. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Well, that's a sight better than:

    Bumping into each other, obsessing, stalking, restraining order! :eek: ;) :D
     
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    Nothing says "I Love You" like a restraining order..

    Ed
     

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