what kind of toilet paper are you using?

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  1. vollspacken macrumors 65816

    vollspacken

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    I just wondered what toilet paper do you use at home or at work? what kind of texture, how many layers, what colors and patterns?

    I actually use a white 3-layer generic brand... at my college, they put out this hard, sand-paper like stuff ("jeeeeeez... aaargh!")... what can I say, home sweet home:D

    I'm curious about your replies...
     
  2. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    ...you've got to be kidding me!...:rolleyes:...are people really this bored? :eek:
     
  3. RandomDeadHead macrumors 6502

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    jeeze

    As if poop wasnt bad enough. I cant wait for which hand do you use to hold you d*ck when you pee thread.
     
  4. MacBandit macrumors 604

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    Re: what kind of toilet paper do you use?

    You're referring to what is commonly known in the scrub as John Wayne paper. It's ruff and tuff and don't take no sh*t of of no one.


    Mine is........

    www.Cottonelle.com
     
  5. JupiterZen macrumors regular

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    Re: what kind of toilet paper do you use?

    I'm still looking for good paper with occult markings on it, because the dollar bills with the All Seeing Eye just don't cut it as toiletpaper.

    ;)
     
  6. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    this should be merged with the poop thread since it is directly related...

    but I'll play along for now...

    pretty much whatever I can get my hands on...

    when u poop as much as I do...beggars can't be choosers...:eek: :D ;)
     
  7. backspinner macrumors 6502a

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    Re: jeeze

    right
     
  8. DakotaGuy macrumors 68040

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    At work, the John Wayne, Government supplied paper.

    At home Quilted Northern.
     
  9. bbarnhart macrumors 6502a

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    When my wife and I built our new house, we had two toilet paper dispensers installed because we each like our own type of TP. She likes the thick fluffy kind. I like the Scott brand 1-ply. I like to make my own 'layers'. The fluffy kind tends to shred.

    We also installed a toilet and a urinal in the master bath. That way I don't have to worry about putting the seat up and then back down again. I also don't have to worry about my aim in middle of the night. Can't miss with a urinal. People think we are crazy when we tell them we have a urinal, but after I explain it to them they change their minds.

    The plumber thought it was insane and said he'd never installed a urinal in home before.
     
  10. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    Re: jeeze

    i thought this already took place. i don't remember clearly though.
     
  11. kettle macrumors 65816

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  12. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    don't use nothing but $100.00 bills baby.....;)
     
  13. MacFan25 macrumors 68000

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    I really don't pay that much attention to the kind of toilet paper that I use. :D
     
  14. icetraxxg5 macrumors 6502

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    I cant believe that macrumors members are going as low as to posting stupid threads like these :rolleyes: :rolleyes: If this goes on any longer I think I will stop coming here... :mad:
     
  15. Moxiemike macrumors 68020

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    Word. I'm all about some nice soft quilted stuff. I have a sensitive bottom.

    But if worse comes to worse, i'll use leaves. Newspaper. Whatever's clever
     
  16. howard macrumors 68020

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    you guys use...paper?...to wipe your butts?...hmm


    ;)
     
  17. DakotaGuy macrumors 68040

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    You know that is the first time I ever heard of a urinal being installed in a home...who knows maybe you will spark the next trend?lol
     
  18. DakotaGuy macrumors 68040

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    Re: jeeze

    The right hand of course. Being right handed, holding anything with the left just feels funny.
     
  19. wdlove macrumors P6

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    By any chance did you install a bidet, then you would have a full set?
     
  20. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    Clean.

    The 3 sea shells.

    42. (just to confuse you)

    :)
     
  21. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    Re: what kind of toilet paper do you use?

    your kidding right?

    A toilet paper thread. omg.
     
  22. celaurie macrumors 6502a

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    Personally, I like to use cactus skins. They make it to all those hard to get places that paper just can't reach. :D

    Stoopid question deserves a stoopid answer....
     
  23. jefhatfield Retired

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    one double roll at a dollar is better than two single rolls at fifty cents each

    it usually takes three single rolls to outlast one double roll so the double rolls, while you only get 12 in a package, are still the better value than the 24 single rolls one gets for the same price

    check it out for yourselves
     
  24. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    would you people quit bitching about these threads. we had a lot of fun in the "which hand" thread, and a lot of threads like it. if you're going to leave the site because we goof around... bye then. good riddance.

    i'm too tired to go look which brand i use, but you can bet it's soft. last stuff i had was rougher than our papertowls (which made me think a little bit)... it was really annoying...

    pnw
     
  25. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    he he...yeah...but still...nothing better than a nice shower after, eh? ;)
     

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