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millerj123

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No matter where you go, there you are!

Love that film, though the last time I saw it it was showing signs of age.

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It was released in 1984. It should be showing signs of age. Character, wisdom and a little silliness. I challenge you to watch the ending credits, and not smile while wondering "what the heck!?". Of course we are all going to walk down some kind of empty waterway in step to simple music. Sort of dancing, but not really. "Do something cool, or whatever".

This weekend I watched Dracula Untold. My mom always told me "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all". So, I don't get it, but it looks like they'll make a sequel.
 
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Inside Out. Didn't like it at all. Had some good messages about being a generally nice person, but ultimately was a really lacking Pixar movie. I guess I expected better.
 

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My Oldest Movie Favorites

I have been shuffling my Top 100 favorite movies for over a month. I realized now their positions are interchangeable and the difference between #1 to #13 is as incremental as figure skating scores. I am judging them based from my current mood or decimal points. I guess I pretty much love alot of them almost equally like having many children and loving them all the same.

Today, I decided to arrange it in order of the longest I loved it. Before The Shawshank Redemption, my favorite was probably Back To The Future Part II. Shawshank would fall to #6 since I loved BTTF 1 & 2, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Indiana Jones 2 & 3 before it. Before 1994, BTTF 2 taught me how to love technology. Bill & Ted taught me world history which got me an "A" for my Billy the Kid report in the 4th grade. It also gave me a minor Oedipal complex like the first BTTF did. And Indy taught me how to be an adventurer and thrill-seeker. I learned famous people and artifacts too. I also loved the ride in Disneyland more than BTTF in Universal Studios. Indiana Jones is my favorite movie character, ever.

Favs for 25+ years now (since 1990)
1. Back To The Future Part II
2. Back To The Future
3. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
4. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
5. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

I actually saw Last Crusade first before any BTTF and it was one of my first favorites seen in the theater when I was 8. The luster never wore off like it did for Willow and Twiins and still is my fav Raiders film. But ToD I would watch alot on cable or on regular TV. Willie Scott is annoying but I still never understood the hate for it. But the Top 3 I probably have rewatched more times than any other movi. I wore out my VHS tapes for BTTF 1 & 2 and would rent Bill & Ted 1 almost every weekend I would visit my Mom in 1990. I think Bill & Ted's EA takes the place of the slightly disappointing BTTF 3 among time travel comedies.

The Shawshank Redemption, Casino, and Goodfellas have only been my favs for 18-20 years since I first saw them compared to 25+ for the other five. I have a totally new perspective if I ranked them based on how long I've enjoyed them. I am rewarding the movies that made an early impact in my life that I can still watch today and never get tired of them. I don't want to reward NEWER favs like Hot Tub Time Machine because I can easily forget about them like I did for The Matrix, Memento, and Donnie Darko.

I realized from my Top 100 favs that I don't love Batman anymore, think Forrest Gump is pretty terrible, don't enjoy Frank Miller-style Sin City (2005) as much like before, and don't enjoy the majority films from The Coen Brothers, David Fincher, Chris Nolan, and Quentin Tarantino. Nor do I like Kubrick, and many other overrated classic directors. I now think QT and his buddy, Robert Rodriguez, are terrible directors. They both try hard to make cool B-rated movies that are awful. Inglourious Basterds isn't that much better than Machete or Death Proof if you think about the goofy scenes. I do like dialogue at times but QT hasn't reached the quality writing since his first three screenplays (TR, RD, and PF). The guy gets way too much credit and fanboys than he deserves. And he is a real life jerk to boot.


Lately, my gf and I saw or rewatched...

Terminator Genisys (2015)
Pretty awful story but probably the most entertaining since T2 now that the real Arnold is back. I just hate that the reboot they made John Connor the villain. But it has its funny moments to prevent it from being the worst Terminator film like T3 or as boring as Salvation.

Blade (1998) - Hasn't aged that well after not seeing it for over 15+ years. Alot of 90's action films haven't aged well at all which includes Face/Off. Alot of the special effects look very hokey now and the fight choreography doesn't compare to the post-2000 stuff. The fight scenes in The Fast And The Furious films look better and I find that franchise to be generally awful with only two "good" entries (F5, F7).

Tomorrowland (2015) - Isn't as bad as the first time. Perhaps I didn't pay as much attention to it at first . The first 90 min is generally entertaining with some beautiful effects. It is the last 30 min that sucks and why I think tje the below mediocre Terminator Genisys is still better than it. Still didn't live up to its potential and only gets half a point improvement from me after the second viewing. 6.5/10.

The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) - Some pacing issues and the ludes/car scene goes on a little too long that I would like. But both me and my gf still get a riot with Leo's ball-busting character and motivational speeches. I had to point out the real Victor Belfort to my gf at the end. Still my fav Dicaprio/Scorsese film and my favorite Scorsese since Casino. I didn't like The Departed much. This has rapid fire dialogue delivery and outrageous sex scenes. A Scorsese film that can succeed and still be funny without De Niro and Pesci. Probably makes my Top 60-70 favs somewhere and one of my top "newer" ones.


Right now, I kinda want to watch Game of Thrones again after seeing Emilia Clarke's sexy body in Terminator Genisys. A short hottie with a sexy body. She looked so succulent in that first episode called Winter Is Coming. That wasn't the only thing coming when I first saw her undressed by the brother to her character.
 

millerj123

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Last night was The Giver. I was too tired to get through the Bridges reading from 20 years ago, but was impressed overall. I'm no longer big on Dystopian futures, but I grew up on Madeline L'Engle. This one was pretty moving. My boys read the book. I'll have to give it a go.
 

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My favorite "chick" flick

Easy A (2010)

Any good comedy to me has a minimum of three elements. Funny characters, good music, and either witty dialogue or hilarious sight gags.

I just added this movie with five other favorites on my 8 GB thumb drive. My other Top 21 movies are on the 32 GB and in perfect order where I can see all of Indiana Jones in one screen. I am OCD of things like that.

My 8 GB thumb drive (B Team) consist of...

#23 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
#24 - Easy A
#25 - History Of The World Part I
#26 - Some Like It Hot
#27 - The Big Lebowski
#22 - Wild Hogs

And the entire Freaks And Geeks' lone season and a bunch of episodes of Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, and Samantha Brown that weren't on the 32 GB. My #28 - #30 movie favs would be Star Wars OT. Since Wild Hogs is at the end, my TV loops the movies so I can start with Wild Hogs (#22) before going next to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (#23) even if set alphabetically.

I think Emma Stone nailed it here. The movie moves quick, they talk fast, music is nice, Ventura County is beautiful (Ojai), and replay value is surprisingly quite high with me for a typical teen flick. I found Amanda Bynes hilarious in it and Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci so cool as parents. I used to borrow my parents' DVD's and would loop this alot next to She's Out Of My League, Couples Retreat, and Hot Tub Time Machine. I used to think 2010 was a terrible year but it has four movies I liked in HTTM, Easy A, She's Out Of My League, and Tron: Legacy. But my favorite year in movies isn't 1994 anymore. It is 1989! BTTF II, Bill & Ted's EA, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, and Let It Ride all make my Top 10. And I didn't include Honey I Shrunk The Kids or how hot Ariel was drawn in The Little Mermaid.

For movies starring chicks in them, I also enjoyed Romy & Michele's High School Reunion, Bad Teacher, and The Heat. I found Cameron Diaz far more hilarious in Bad Teacher than as Mary. The Heat is the funniest movie that features Melissa McCarthy. Sandra Bullock also helped. Much better than Spy and Bridesmaids. And Romy & Michele's just has a kick*** 1980's soundtrack. The Dumb & Dumber for blonde girls. I seen my Top 30 favs at least 10x each. I will probably watch Easy A again later. My fav scene actually comes at the end with the Huck Finn scene. It is a fairly chillaxin' chick flick to me.
 

bobob

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The Martian was very disappointing. :(

Coincidentally, I found it very similar to another recent Matt Damon sci-fi movie: Elysium. Both movies had a cool underlying idea and enough money to make a believable sci-fi setting, and yet both movies had terrible screenplays that continually scuttled any chance of effective drama.

What a shame. With the great cast wasted on disjointed and frankly unbelievable* storylines this Matt Damon vehicle never takes flight.

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* For example:

- no emergency back-up communications on the Mars habitat
- the extended need to not tell Hermes crew of Mark Watney's fate
 
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Someone else in this thread mentioned Chocolat (2000) not too long ago. I watched it over the weekend and enjoyed it.
A woman and her daughter open a chocolate shop in a small French village that shakes up the rigid morality of the community.

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twietee

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The Martian was very disappointing. :(

Bummer. I was about to give it a go - after I intentionally avoided it before (saw Interstellar, not a fan of Damon, ...).

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Saw Mississippi Mermaid the other day. Which was predictable but nice to watch.

Next one up is Bunny Lake is Missing. Read an intriguing piece about it in the New Yorker, curious what it's like.

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Heroin Busters: LOL - maybe all I can say about it. Fun, but maybe you raised my expectations a wee bit too high, kaz. :D


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Oh, and Love and Death by Woody Allen. That was just great!
 
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millerj123

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Someone else in this thread mentioned Chocolat (2000) not too long ago. I watched it over the weekend and enjoyed it.
There's also Romantics Anonymous from 2011, an almost indie film about a shy chocolate shop owner, and a mysterious chocolate maker. Subtitled, though.
 

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The Martian was very disappointing. :(

I disagree I thought the movie was fantastic. True to the book in all the essentials without getting bogged down in too much math. Sure it skipped over a few explanations and details, but nothing major to the plot, and all in places you could reasonably assume there was an explanation.

There was only one thing I didn't get in the book or movie ...
Why would the MAV for ARES4 be among the pre-supply items? Seems odd to deliver it 5 years before the mission when we know these vehicles can tip during Martian storms?
 

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There was only one thing I didn't get in the book or movie ...
Actually...

No, they can't.

when we know these vehicles can tip during Martian storms?

Beyond Mars’ large annual storms are massive storms that occur more rarely but are much larger and more intense.

“Once every three Mars years (about 5 ½ Earth years), on average, normal storms grow into planet-encircling dust storms, and we usually call those ‘global dust storms’ to distinguish them,” Smith said.

It is unlikely that even these dust storms could strand an astronaut on Mars, however. Even the wind in the largest dust storms likely could not tip or rip apart major mechanical equipment. The winds in the strongest Martian storms top out at about 60 miles per hour, less than half the speed of some hurricane-force winds on Earth.

Focusing on wind speed may be a little misleading, as well. The atmosphere on Mars is about 1 percent as dense as Earth’s atmosphere. That means to fly a kite on Mars, the wind would need to blow much faster than on Earth to get the kite in the air.

“The key difference between Earth and Mars is that Mars’ atmospheric pressure is a lot less,” said William Farrell, a plasma physicist who studies atmospheric breakdown in Mars dust storms at Goddard. “So things get blown, but it’s not with the same intensity.”

Source: NASA
 
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There was only one thing I didn't get in the book or movie ...

Here's the answer that was in the book

It takes eighteen months for the MAV to make its fuel, so it's the first thing NASA sends along. Sending it forty-eight months early gives it plenty of extra time in case fuel reactions go slower than expected. But much more importantly, it means a precision soft landing can be done remotely by a pilot in orbit. ...

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Idiocracy (2006)

I saw a little of this once with my cousin a few years back on Comedy Central. I thought it was kinda funny but we were baked which helps enjoy unfunny comedies like alcohol does to ugly women. Watching it sober for the first time, I don't find it funny at all. Several of my comedy favs excel in all areas - Character, music, dialogue or sight gags. Idiocracy excels in NONE of them.

I couldn't even finish watching it the first time. I thought it could keep me awake after watching TFotR and Two Towers earlier, but it actually did the opposite. I went back to watch the 3 hr & 55 min TTT EE and 4 hr & 23 min RotK EE where they have characters like Frodo and Pippin who can make Threepio in Star Wars look MANLY and USEFUL and makes chubby Sean Astin act so un-Goonie. How is this even better than "I got my nose bitten by a Saigon whore", Dirty Work (1998)?

Luke Wilson is the better-looking and less annoying Wilson brother who looks like Steve Carell but is simply unfunny. The guy is as charismatic as Bill Pullman in any movie. I know he is supposed to be average, but he was hardly engaging. Maya Rudolph was useless in it. And I can't stand anything from Dax Shepard. He is lucky to have Kristen Bell as his wife as she is the only one in the marriage with any talent. Dax doesn't need to act much to look stupid. Dax is as awful as his former boss, Ashton Kutcher. I can't stand people like Ashton, Dax, and Johnny Knoxville. The usually hilarious Terry Crews couldn't save this.

I expected a little more from Mike Judge after Beavis & Butthead Do America and Office Space. I can't believe Wild Hogs or Around The World In 80 Days (2004) gets rated lower than this garbage. It is 1994 Flintstones BAD. I hated EuroTrip, but it had its moments before that awful Vatican scene. Idiocracy is like a rejected, long SNL skit. No interesting music or montage to move it faster. Just alot of dead air with terrible dialogue. The sight gags with the different signs missed like 95% of the time.

I despise it as much as Anchorman and Zoolander. The premise felt promising. But how come the entire world is filled with trash but everyone wears clean clothes? How come so much cool technology in 2505? I thought people got dumber? I guess the ones who approved this film to be made or actually like it are the real idiots. Watch Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human (1998), Love Stinks (1999), or Club Dread (2004). Terribly rated films but much funnier than this crap. I haven't seen Rushmore (1998), 50 First Dates (2004), and Tangled (2010). I probably will go watch one of those later which all have Top Fav potential just to rid of the bad taste I got from Idiocracy.

IMDb users give it at 6.5 while Dumber And Dumber To is at 5.9.

"Oyster Swallow Cove. There's a trip down mammary lane."

No funny quotes came from Idiocracy except from Justin Long and it wasn't even as funny as...

Harry: "I need a kidney transplant."

Lloyd: "No way. Really? Wow. So what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"

There are bad comedies can still be funny like Wild Hogs. There are bad movies like The Expendables series that can be fun. There are movies that are so bad, it is kinda funny like Just One Of The Guys. And there are movies that are simply bad and not fun, period. Idiocracy is under that label. I can't believe I enjoyed Pauly Shore in Son-In-Law and Encino Man or both Grown Ups films more than this. Not Another Teen Movie was much better too and it is rated far worse any previous movie I referenced here.

"No longer will we wear blindfolds while jerking each other off!" - Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

"Hold on. Did you use a condom? No. Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! Yo, never use condoms, son. They take away all the feeling." - Don't Be A Menace To South Central... (1996)

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And quotes from the underrated Fanboys (2009)...

"You wished you had the height and girth of D2."

"Sorry, I don't speak jagoff."

"I probably shouldn't have called that cop a f*g."

"What in God's name is living on your chest? It looks like you fell on ALF."

"You're not a girl. You know every Bond villain. You constantly quote Clash of the Titans and you beat every Zelda game Nintendo has ever released."

"I would knock the nickel out of that poosay!"

"Are you ladies looking for love in Alderaan places?"

"Check this out. Episode I. Fu-Schnickens. Jar Jar Binks! That guy is gonna be the s**t, I tell you."

Dan Fogler ad libbed Admiral Jackbar and Kirk-loving Spocksucker. Seth Rogen and him need to make more movies together.

Fanboys - Best $3 I ever spent for a DVD on Black Friday 2009 next to Zack And Miri...
 

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It was released in 1984. It should be showing signs of age. Character, wisdom and a little silliness. I challenge you to watch the ending credits, and not smile while wondering "what the heck!?". Of course we are all going to walk down some kind of empty waterway in step to simple music. Sort of dancing, but not really. "Do something cool, or whatever".

This weekend I watched Dracula Untold. My mom always told me "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all". So, I don't get it, but it looks like they'll make a sequel.
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