What with da Lube™?

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by imacintel, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. imacintel macrumors 68000

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    I am just wondering what is up with Lube™. Is it like the Commies thing?
     
  2. MacNut macrumors Core

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    All I know is that this place has turned into Lovelines lately.
     
  3. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Don't fight the lovin'!
     
  4. vniow macrumors G4

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    And we all know that Lube™ makes it easier.
     
  5. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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  6. 840quadra Moderator

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    We can dip you in a bucket, surely you would absorb some of it, and then you can be squeezed to get rid of the excess!

    mad sponge anyone ?
     
  7. Chundles macrumors G4

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  8. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    There's such thing as excess?? :eek:
     
  9. Jon'sLightBulbs macrumors 6502a

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    It's basically a sexual reference, an obvious double entendre that a lot of "crafty" posters are getting away with on our family friendly site.

    For shame.

    Sincerely,

    Wet blanket!
     
  10. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    What about your username? ;)
     
  11. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Yeah, pretty sure Lube™ only has one entendre.

    Now, if we were talking about whether Mrs. Slocum's new ***** was up to scratch, that would be a double entendre.
     
  12. iAlan macrumors 65816

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    It is always practical to check your lube levels on a regular basis. You do not want to be left short-lubed or over lubed for that matter. Over lubrication can result in you falling off whatever you are on that needs lubrication, and being short-lubed can lead to friction and related catrastrophees.


    And just to be clear, and to eliminate any confusion that I might be referring to something with a double entendre, I am talking about motorized items


    And just to be doubly clear and to eliminate any confusion that I might be referring to something with a double entendre when I talk about motorized items, I am talking about motorized items you can ride


    And just to be doubly doubly clear and to eliminate any confusion that I might be referring to something with a double entendre when I talk about motorized items you can ride, I am talking about well, I just give up if I have to explain everything!
     
  13. iBlue macrumors Core

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  14. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    It's so dry this time of the month so we gotta oil it up a bit...whats better than cherry flavored lube.

    Slide right in.



    Bless
     
  15. rdowns Suspended

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  16. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    Haha. I was thinking exactly the same thing halfway down here. Perhaps we should form The 2003 Club. We can abuse those newbies.
     
  17. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Are you implying that communists use Lube™? ;) :D
     
  18. dcv macrumors G3

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    It certainly is... I had a little accident :eek:
     
  19. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Don't tell me that you lost all of your Lube™ dcv. :p ;)
     
  20. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    It's not just the wheels of capitalism that are well-greased, you know...
     
  21. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    I know what this thread is. All the elitists appear to be throwing the same joke around then a non-elitist joins in and the whole room stops and stares. You can hear a pin drop. :eek:
     
  22. prostuff1 macrumors 65816

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    It looks like dcv got carried away and excited and the Lube™ ended up in the wrong spot.
     
  23. Queso macrumors G4

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    I can't, but then I've got iTunes on :)
     
  24. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    Just get a larger pin...

    ...and clean the lube off the floor of that sailing boat...
     

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