What's Behind Apple's Curtain?

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    It's the small, heavyset man with a mustache tinkering with the controls of Steve's Reality Distortion Field.

    Toto's going unfurl the curtain and ruin it for everyone.
     
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    Please use flash paper :) I like flash paper :)
     
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    ...and also sandbags hanging from ropes that, if there's a villain chasing you, and you make it up to the catwalk and the villain is still down below on the stage holding a gun and looking around, so you can untie one of the sandbags and it'll land on his head and he'll drop the gun, and you can slide down the rope and be like "POW!" and kick his gun away before he realizes he's even had a bag of sand dropped on his head, and then the girl will be like "you're my hero" and you can be all "shucks, it weren't nothin, I owe it all to this sandbag", and then for some reason, the cops will arrive at that exact moment, even though no one's ever called them, and they'll be like "good work, son! we'll take it from here" and after you shake hands with a bunch of people and kiss the girl, inspirational music starts to play in the background, and everyone goes for ice cream afterwards.
     
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    don't kid yourselves... it is the G5 powerbook! <me run away fast :-D>
     
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    Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
     
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    it was just while skimming through the first paragraph of this when i realized why that invitation was sent out. it was to build hype for apple. and holy cra* did it work..
     

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