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CoMpX

macrumors 65816
Jun 29, 2005
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0
New Jersey
I really like this thread, so I will bump it up. There is always the old "take your hard drive out, throw it at a wall, then put it back in" trick. :D
 

iMacZealot

macrumors 68020
Mar 11, 2005
2,237
3
I found the perfect solution. I was reading Macworld and came across this article in the October 2005 issue:

Before you sell of five away a Mac, make sure that no personal data remains on it. After you've copied all your files to your new Mac, restart the old one from the Mac OS X installation disc. Open Disk Utility and select your disk from the list on the left. Click on the Erase tab and then on Security Options. Next, choose one of the several erasure methods that are offered. The 7-Pass Erase option is probably sufficient for most people, but if you're truly paranoid, select 35-Pass Erase, which will make it nearly impossible for anyone, even James Bond, to recover your files. If you're using a laptop, make sure it's plugged in. This process can take a long time. -Kirk McElhearn
 

PickledSquirrel

macrumors regular
Dec 10, 2003
236
0
Aarhus, DK
But DarkNetworks doesn't want to erase the HD, he want's it to die permanently. How about 2 mins in a microwave? somebody else's for preferences :p

And pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell us why you want to do this???

-Squirrel
 

iMacZealot

macrumors 68020
Mar 11, 2005
2,237
3
PickledSquirrel said:
But DarkNetworks doesn't want to erase the HD, he want's it to die permanently. How about 2 mins in a microwave? somebody else's for preferences :p

And pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell us why you want to do this???

-Squirrel

In his or her original post, he or she asks how do destroy his or her motherboard and/or Macintosh HD. Erasing it would be like destroying it, now wouldn't it be?

And I'm also curious to see why DarkNetworks wishes to do so.
 

CoMpX

macrumors 65816
Jun 29, 2005
1,242
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New Jersey
DarkNetworks, the suspense is killing us all!!! PLeeeaaasssee tell us what the purpose of this is!!! I can't sleep at night!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!! Ahem...well. I think we'd all really like to know. Good luck with the destruction, though!
 

wdlove

macrumors P6
Oct 20, 2002
16,568
0
I certainly wouldn't want to do anything to damage my Mac in any way.

It would be interesting to know his reasons behind all this.
 

Koodauw

macrumors 68040
Nov 17, 2003
3,951
190
Madison
Anyone else find this totally irresponsible, and appalling? If you have a computer that works, use it and be thankful. If you want a new one, don't con the system, save for a new one. Don't be greedy.

Now if your trying to harm someone else's computer because They are a SOB, are your some kind of government agent who has to destroy secret info without it being detected, then by all means go ahead. However I would hope if the later was the case, you would already know how to do this.
 

DarkNetworks

macrumors 68000
Original poster
Apr 12, 2005
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I'm making this clear, i'm not doing any harm to anyone's computer whatsoever nor breaking the laws. I'm doing this to my laptop and i don't think that will cause any damage to whoever...

"If you want a new one, don't con the system, save for a new one. Don't be greedy."
I'm not conning the system. Whats conning the system u mean here?

"MICROWAVE !"
This sounds good but will there be any type of damage to the thing physically? I don't want my display to get hurt whatsoever. Or u mean i remove the HD solely and put it into the microwave? how do u come about doing that? i don't have any special screws to open the iBook's screw...
 

galstaph

macrumors 6502a
Jul 24, 2002
812
2
The Great White North Eh
Magnetics would be the best option. Build a giant electromagnet around the laptop and turn it on for a day or two. or the emp could work as well. Just rig up a handy electrical transformer to short out and explode, with the laptop nearby and the resulting emp should do a lot of damage, (other options for emp creation include detonation of a small thermonuclear device, but lets face it not everyone has one of those just lying around now do they ;) )
 

Koodauw

macrumors 68040
Nov 17, 2003
3,951
190
Madison
DarkNetworks said:
"If you want a new one, don't con the system, save for a new one. Don't be greedy."
I'm not conning the system. Whats conning the system u mean here?

This would be ruining a computer to have it replace under Applecare, or another insurance program as others have mentioned. Although this would be considered fraud, which is illegal, so Ill assume your not attempting the stunt for this reason.
 

DarkNetworks

macrumors 68000
Original poster
Apr 12, 2005
1,527
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Koodauw said:
This would be ruining a computer to have it replace under Applecare, or another insurance program as others have mentioned. Although this would be considered fraud, which is illegal, so Ill assume your not attempting the stunt for this reason.

duh! i've no intention on that whatsoever...
 

TheMonarch

macrumors 65816
May 6, 2005
1,467
1
Bay Area
DarkNetworks said:
I'm making this clear, i'm not doing any harm to anyone's computer whatsoever nor breaking the laws. I'm doing this to my laptop and i don't think that will cause any damage to whoever...

"If you want a new one, don't con the system, save for a new one. Don't be greedy."
I'm not conning the system. Whats conning the system u mean here?

"MICROWAVE !"
This sounds good but will there be any type of damage to the thing physically? I don't want my display to get hurt whatsoever. Or u mean i remove the HD solely and put it into the microwave? how do u come about doing that? i don't have any special screws to open the iBook's screw...



WHY THE F*** WON'T YOU TELL US?!


You know what, all of us who are helping should go on strike 'till he spills the beans... We might be helping him do something he shouldn't do.
 

CorvusCamenarum

macrumors 65816
Dec 16, 2004
1,231
2
Birmingham, AL
mkrishnan said:
old-computer.jpg


Haha...what were they thinking? I used to be an engineer, and even I can't fathom why in the world that computer has a giant chrome wheel on the side. :eek: ;) :D

It's to navigate the information superhighway.

Porn: Next 230 exits
*Swerve*
;)
 

CoMpX

macrumors 65816
Jun 29, 2005
1,242
0
New Jersey
DarkNetworks!!! Every time you post a reply you inevitably avoid our questions as to why you want to ruin your laptop!!!!!! Nobody help this guy until he tells us why he is doing this because we dont know what we are helping him with. This is really starting to irritate me, I don't understand why the f**k you won't tell us! :confused: :confused: :mad:
 

Gokhan

macrumors 6502a
Oct 7, 2003
703
0
London
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basicly he seems to want to **** up the ibook to get a new one and good luck to him why not whats the worst that could happen ?

oh he rips off apple who rip customers off all the time just look at the people with pb's bottom ram slots where fried by 10.3.9 !!

does apple feel guilty about that ?

no no and no !
 

Ben Pease

macrumors newbie
Aug 26, 2005
14
0
As long as DarkNetworks keeps it legal, he won't be thrown in bed with the computer-ship "captain's daughter".





:D
 

CoMpX

macrumors 65816
Jun 29, 2005
1,242
0
New Jersey
So are you gona tell us what this is all about or not DarkNetworks? It's kinda getting annoying, but no offense.
 

ElectricSheep

macrumors 6502
Feb 18, 2004
498
4
Wilmington, DE
You could attempt to inject copper filings (or the filings of any other good conductor) in the hopes of creating a destructive short circuit on exposed leads.
 

airheart43

macrumors newbie
Sep 28, 2005
2
0
It's a bad thing to hurt a Mac

Hello all - this is indeed a hilarious thread. i found this site on a search, trying to figure out what my stepson might be up to. He is on his third or fourth ipod. i suppose i shouldn't be concerned, as it's his mom who keeps getting him new ones, i think under the warranty. But it is starting to seem suspicious to me. i don't have all the facts, but it seems that one thing or another goes wrong, like this last time, his ipod would not download songs. So his mom takes him back to the Apple Store, and he ends up with a new, better one.

If this happened once, or twice even, i guess it's not unreasonable. But i am thinking that maybe he is doing something to his ipod in an attempt to get the newest and best. He's in high school, so having the latest gadget is a big deal.

Would this magnet thing be something he could do to his ipod to damage one of the functions, like downloading songs? How would a teenager get information like this? i would like to get to the bottom of this.

Thanks for any help or advice.
 

eva01

macrumors 601
Feb 22, 2005
4,720
1
Gah! Plymouth
well to destroy the iPods HD you can use a magnet.

To make it stop downloading songs, that is just not possible in my opinion, what exactly do you mean by download songs?
 

airheart43

macrumors newbie
Sep 28, 2005
2
0
eva01 said:
well to destroy the iPods HD you can use a magnet.

To make it stop downloading songs, that is just not possible in my opinion, what exactly do you mean by download songs?

Import, he wasn't able to import songs from either his computer or laptop. i will see him this weekend and find out why his other ipods failed. Just seems odd to me that every ipod has had a problem. i've found mac products to be super reliable.
 
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