Where Do Sith Lords Shop?

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  1. aricher macrumors 68020

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    I've been asked to be a judge for a promotion industry awards event this year. One of my assigned categories is event marketing. So I'm going through the write-ups and photos and come to this and thought it was worth sharing...

    Where does the evil Sith Lord Vader shop?
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  3. Josh macrumors 68000

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    No surprise here.

    Where alse would the Dark Side shop?
     
  4. princealfie macrumors 68030

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    I did remember a Wally World promotional in the Star Wars revised version...
     
  5. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    It shouldn't surprise you that the Death Star has a Wal*Mart.

    Corsucant is all Target. :rolleyes:
     
  6. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I'm guessing that he's shopping during the day because he doesn't like Knights.
     
  7. baleensavage macrumors 6502a

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    Another deleted scene from Return of the Jedi:
    Emporer: "Prepare to witness the true power of this armed and fully operational space station!"
    Vader: "Um, boss."
    Emporer: "What is it now Ani? Can't you see I'm gloating!"
    Vader: "Well, remember those lasers that we ordered from Walmart?"
    Emporer: "Ahhh yes! Quite a bargain if I remember. $4.88 each, right. No place better to shop. I must remember to commend them."
    Vader: "Well, um. They're on back order. Apparently the Ewok slave labor has been staging a rebellion on the Endor moon and..."
    Emporer: " WHAT?! That's it, we're getting our parts from Lowe's next time."
    Vader: "Um, it's the same company."
    Emporer: "Huh? Sam's Club?"
    Vader: "Yup."
    Emporer: "What, are there any stores that we shop at not owned by Walmart?"
    Vader: "No, they appear to be forming some type of evil corporate empire."
    Emporer: "They will see the true power of the dark side of the force!"
     
  8. freeny macrumors 68020

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    If he shopped at Home Depot he could get both his home improvements done as well as his free supply of marijuana.
     
  9. yellow Moderator emeritus

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  10. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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  11. XNine macrumors 68040

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    That was your worst pun ever. -1 points for you! shame on you!
    lol
     
  12. emw macrumors G4

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    Vader on pot:

    "Dude, I'm your dad!"

    "Soon you will feel the POWER of the Dark... Ah, **** it. Pass me that brownie."

    "Yoda, man, I can't understand a ****ing word you're saying."

    "My Saber needs a Light."
     
  13. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    Didn't you know, that's why Vader breathes like that.. it's an AutoBong.
     

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