Which forum warrior are you?

Discussion in 'Community' started by jadam, Nov 27, 2004.

  1. jadam macrumors 6502a

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  2. wdlove macrumors P6

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    I think this may be the closet to my approach.

    No one knoweth whence cometh the Peacemaker, nor whither he goeth. He restoreth peace unto the people. He seeketh neither praise nor glory, but only that all might love one another and that the lamb might lie down with the lion. Anyway, some Warriors have a talent for pouring oil on troubled water. CAUTION: Beware of false messiahs.


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  3. Littleodie914 macrumors 68000

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    Hmm... Can't really decide which one fits. And no way am I listing the ones I think are close... Too degrading. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Someone on another forum told me which one they thought I was, and it was pretty accurate. Let's see if I can dig up that thread... ;)
     
  5. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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  6. scem0 macrumors 604

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    I looked through most of them, and I think I'm:

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    Pinko has an angry, almost genetic loathing for privilege, greed, social exploitation, racism, sexism, homophobia, pro-lifers, the religious right, environmental degradation, the NRA, US imperialism, multinational corporations, big business, Republicans in general and George Bush in particular. Pinko openly admires Oliver Stone, Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and anyone else who is critical of the US government and bourgeois culture. She ardently believes there is no enormity of which the United States is incapable and regards its entire history as an unbroken legacy of avarice, deceit and injustice. Though Issues, Weenie, Fragile Femme and sometimes Ideologue will defend Pinko in battle, her extremely predictable and tedious attacks eventually exhaust even those inclined to support her.

    :D

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  7. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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  8. Capt Underpants macrumors 68030

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    I'm the lonely guy

    Lonely Guy doesn't get out much, and often his social isolation can drive him to do battle just for the human contact. Compassion dictates that we shouldn't get too upset with his antics. Nonetheless, Lonely Guy can be very fierce. Remember, he has nothing better to do than stew over real or imagined insults. CAUTION: If Lonely Guy is also a Propeller Head he may retaliate with e mail bombing, anonymous spamming, electronic stalking and other techie mischief.
     

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  9. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    Rebel Leader has an uncanny ability to upset the settled order of a discussion forum. Other Warriors may be excellent in mano a mano combat, but Rebel Leader's charisma, political instincts and verbal skills enable him to rally a collective assault that can overthrow the Royals and even silence Cyber Sisters. Depending on the issue Rebel Leader uses to advance his attack he may draw allies from almost any of the other Warrior classes, but he can usually count on Loopy in the early stages of the conflict and Sycophant once the revolution is well underway. Once the revolution has succeeded, however, Rebel Leader quickly loses interest in the cause. As is the case with false King-Fu Masters, the bones of soi-disant Rebel Leaders litter the battlefields.
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    hehe.

    Prepare to be decimated you Admins. ;) :p
    ;) :rolleyes: ;) ;) :rolleyes:
     
  10. scem0 macrumors 604

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    Good question. If her hair is any indication, I'd say so...

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  11. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.
     

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  12. Will Curran macrumors regular

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    Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to tell everyone about his personal savior. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but never has anything of interest or substance to contribute to a discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will engage Deacon in battle, but mostly he is ignored.

    Hahahaha... was going through them and I thought at some of them to maybe be one... but when I saw this I knew I was it...

    Oh yea you guys dont get the joke eh? Well, the thing is I want to become a deacon when I get older.
     
  13. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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    http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame89.html
    The Capitalista

    Despite assumptions to the contrary, Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat;being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence.A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to loudly extol the superiority of the United States and routinely expresses a powerful aversion to all things European. When left-leaning Warriors attack the free enterprise system Capitalista will instantly spring into action, fiercely bludgeoning all “socialists” and “fuzzy-minded liberals” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though often rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of tendentious historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory renders him nearly invincible in battle.
     

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