Which one is Sexier

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  1. cornelius macrumors regular

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    -I just found these pics. I was surprised. I dont know what to say. I just ask which one is sexier the ti800MHz or the Pornstar?
     

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  2. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    Hope that this doesnt offend anyone

    But i thought of you,the mac heads. so you can go to her website,and see the pics on photo news.
     

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  3. Pin-Fisher macrumors member

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    Oh yea..like she knows how to type...ummm..hey lady...
    you have to turn it on first!!



    :D
     

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  4. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    Either you are obsessed men, or you are just desperate for attention. :D :p

    To answer your question, I honestly would rather have the Titanium. W/O trying to sound offensive I like the G4 Powerbook because I find I need it more. The desktop 0.5GHz Cube I have is excellent, but I need a portable version of it. I don't care if the Ti is 500MHz as well. I just want a desktop version of the Cube.

    Besides, there are always a few people along the beaches here in Maine... :p :cool:
     
  5. AlphaTech macrumors 601

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    I'd take the sexy woman, since I already have the 800MHz TiBook... :p :D

    I've know all along that you are one ****ed up personage Queen Cobra, now you just proved it. :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

    :p
     
  6. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    Man, I really would like to keep the silver mouse at the secund picture:D
     
  7. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >I've know all along that you are one ****ed up personage Queen Cobra, now you just prooved it. :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

    Well, you just proved you can't even use propper grammar there, Techie Boy! :p :eek:

    I don't have a Titanium, and I want one. And I refuse to share the rest of my life, since I have been called "Queen Cobra" at least a dozen times.

    Set a spell there, son. :p :p :D :cool:
     
  8. AlphaTech macrumors 601

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    **** nooo... :) :p
     
  9. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    hahahahah

    Queen Cobra, hahahaha, thats messed up. Nice one Alpha, also thats awesome the 800Mhzti. I guess we just found our next spoke person for the switch ad campaign, i guess she just switched from a PC. in a month we will see the results of the mac and iMovie.
    -To me both are sexy, but hey, which one has a better rear? Firewire or the girl.(www.rebeccalord.com) ,I guess Q.bra, is under 18, so he prefers to plug the firewire. Or be pluged by the firewire
     
  10. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >(c[H]ornelius)I guess Q.bra, is under 18, so he prefers to plug the firewire. Or be pluged by the firewire

    You want to :eek: me where? :eek:

    Here is where "Queen" Cobra began...

    Just a note...if you decide to start calling me that, or if you continue to call me that, then at least make a not of the following other misconfigured...

    titman
    jefhornyfield
    iGavina
    Hornylius
     
  11. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    hahahahahaha just funny, hornylius,hahahaha
    like jay and silent bob,
    im hornylis, the clit comander,
    -nough said
     
  12. tjwett macrumors 68000

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    i have that same mouse. i bought it at micro center in the Apple section. i think it was $30. it's called the contour mini-pro. 2 button optical. it's the best if you have the Ti as far as looks and portability and it comes with a case. buy this mouse. i'd still go with the hoe though.
     
  13. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    Oh

    I just remembered, i bet you prefer the iDildo than the woman on this thread. (sorry i couldnt find the pick of the iDildo). but hey Q.bra. read the thread and see who started, you called us sick take now, cuz we didnt said anythin sexual or etc. i just posted an odd mac sighting and a compare kind of thread like the previous ones. i havent posted in a while cuz this placed stoped being fun beacuse of people like you, sorry man, you migth have more posts than me, a ****load in fact. but honestly most of them are pure "caca" in english pure bull****.
    I think you have toooo much free time on your life, i'm a college student and workin 40hrs a week, to pay me apple loan for the iMacG4.
     
  14. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    what up homies, i think is 4 to 1 in keeping the hoe
    the Ti is good, but when else fails the Ti is piece of syllicon with titanium, the hoe, is somethin different,works with and without energy. Of ****,wait more respect,its not hoe,its girl,**** i said the hoe word,i sound like a cheapass pimp.
    but she has a good taste,she picked apple,so that makes her one of us,so she thinks different?
     
  15. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    Last one

    hey arn, i dont want to piss you off or offend anyone, i just want to have fun, the DOW went up today, so im happy.
    hey ill marry her for her ti, not because of her abilities. Hi im hornylius, i just switched to the mac and im also a cheapass pimp.
     
  16. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >im hornylis, the clit comander

    >but hey Q.bra. read the thread and see who started, you called us sick take now, cuz we didnt said anythin sexual or etc.

    >the hoe, is somethin different,works with and without energy. Of ****,wait more respect,its not hoe,its girl,**** i said the hoe word,i sound like a cheapass pimp.

    Man, I didn't think you were THAT ƒucked up! :D :eek: :p :D

    >i just posted an odd mac sighting and a compare kind of thread like the previous ones. i havent posted in a while cuz this placed stoped being fun beacuse of people like you, sorry man, you migth have more posts than me, a ****load in fact. but honestly most of them are pure "caca" in english pure bull****.

    If you don't like my posts, don't read them. But, nevertheless, I'm trying to JOKE AROUND here and be a part of the community. If you think my jokes are full of it then you are also full of bullsh!t.

    And since when did post count come into play of who's got the stuff? You know as well as I do post count doesn't do SH|T on a stick on the forums. I've been trying to be funny before 200 posts. What makes you think you can't do the same?

    Man, did you undergo a transition in just a few posts or what? My first post on this thread was just a ƒucking joke. Get a grip man.

    And enjoy the higher level of education. :cool:
     
  17. AlphaTech macrumors 601

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    Hey cornholeius, that's the iBrator... :p

    Hey QC, you left out chitman, hitman, hitormiss to name just a few. :eek: :eek: :D
     
  18. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    hey alpha, whats up with the cornholeius thing?
     
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  20. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    oh ****, i just got a hundred. like i care.
    anyway, alpha, where can i find info about the apple certified technician. (training, manuals, lectures,evaluation) in other words, how can I or anyone get that? thanks ill appreciate if you can tell me, cuz im interested in trying that. (im serious)
     
  21. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >chitman, hitman,
    slitman, slutman, pimpman... :D :p

    >hitormiss
    Can't beat something if it's in the name.

    Don't forget assfuzz, but that was with the Babya shít.

    Hey, hornylius, if you keep doin' 4-in-a-row posts, you'll be at 1000 in no time. Do you even have an avatar planned for 500?
     
  22. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    >What about Asstec?
    Well, what about you? Let's see...

    I think you can get rid of the shít in your signature now. Do you see your name (or a version of it) in my signature? :cool:
     
  23. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    my avatar will be your picture, the ibrator, and a firewire cable, then it will say Qbra, need i say more?

    Yeah thats my goal for tonight,reach a 1000 while the high lasts
     
  24. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    cornelius, I noticed you have the same birthday as me. Did you enjoy it? I know I did.

    I think you are a little on the java side of the forums today. Chill down and have a blue pepsi. :D
     

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  25. cornelius thread starter macrumors regular

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    ooooh ****

    ooh ****, thats a ****in curse. we have the same bday,ooh ****,take me out to the field and just shoot me. this is the worst news ever.
    i pass, i dont like pepsi. pepsi almost screwed up apple.
     
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