Who knew vibrating knickers could be dangerous?

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  1. Applespider macrumors G4

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    Kinky shopper knocked out by vibrating knickers

    As a first aider, I'dve hated to be first on the scene - wouldn't have been able to do anything for laughing! :D

    Aren't these things supposed to be used in the privacy of your own home? :confused:
     
  2. joecool85 macrumors 65816

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    That right there made me feel REALLY smart. Thanks.
     
  3. iGary Guest

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    "Knickers."

    LOL

    You guys have me spelling rumors rumours, next thing you know I'll be saying full stop.
     
  4. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    This says it all -
    I'm trying to think what could be more embarrassing, but at the moment, I can't come up with anything.....

    D :D
     
  5. Savage Henry macrumors 65816

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    I'd have thought those low low prices at Asda would have been stimulating enough for any shopper.

    I'm not sure there are too many people, Welsh or otherwise, who leave the housechecking they have all of the shopping essentials:
    -Wallet
    -Money for parking
    -Coat
    -Leather-bound genital stimulant
    But then I spose some people want to be prepared for any eventuality.
     
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    ahh you mean speaking the english language properly then? ;)
     
  8. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Well, I'd usually say "don't try this at home kiddies" but to be honest, it's probably best that you do...


    Assuming you want to dabble with this sort of thing in the first place... ;)


    And Lacero, if you think a PowerBook's bad for your future kiddies... :D
     
  9. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    Impressive, I never knew those kind of toys were that effective... I'm sure she's gonna turn it down a notch or two before going shopping again... :D
     
  10. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    Haha,

    I just came to this thread because I was curious what knickers were. Well, to say the least thats not what I was expecting :p

    That definately made my day :D
     
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    I guess you just put them on back to front, front to back more importantly,... oh 'guys' ...my mistake, time to have my eyesight tested
     
  12. emw macrumors G4

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    LOL. I though knickers were those pants guys wore that only went just past the knees, like the late Payne Stewart.
     
  13. iGav macrumors G3

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    I'm sure you can get knickers in men's sizes if you're that way inclined. heheheh :eek: :p
     
  14. Applespider thread starter macrumors G4

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    They're plus-fours or knickerbockers.

    And here was me thinking I would avoid confusion calling them knickers rather than pants! :rolleyes:
     
  15. emw macrumors G4

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    YYeeeahhh, bbuuutt iiittt mmakkess ttyppingggg repplieess muuuuchhh mooorre morrre morre diffiiiccculllt...
     
  16. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    So you want to walk around in public with these on as well? It might be a little different for guys, besides, it would be a little more obvious what was going on.....

    D
     
  17. emw macrumors G4

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    More obvious than passing out and banging your head on a shelf? :D
     
  18. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Well, you wouldn't want to embarrass the poor woman...
     
  19. PickledSquirrel macrumors regular

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    Can't help wondering if she has a husband, and whether his friends consider him lucky or not...

    -squirrel
     
  20. absolut_mac macrumors 6502a

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    Come on now Applespider, a professional should never let bad vibes prevent her from doing her job.

    And yes, a little bit of discretion on her part would have saved her the embarrassment :eek:
     
  21. absolut_mac macrumors 6502a

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    Hmmm, maybe she was just, ummm, preparing to go home to meet him :eek:
     
  22. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Um, I guess it would depend on your reaction and how tight your pants are....but in general, it would be more difficult to hide what was going on - you couldn't just walk around as a guy and not have someone notice, whether you reached the happy ending or not.... ;)


    D
     
  23. 840quadra Moderator

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    Yay, time to put down this Tapioca pudding cup now!

    <--- Wished he didn't read Mr Anderson's last post [​IMG]
     
  24. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    ya, boxers and a gerbil. :eek:
     

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